USC Update: Opening Game Idaho Vandals

The Men of Troy will open the 2007 season on Saturday, 1SEP07, at the Los Angeles Coliseum against the Vandals of Idaho. This should start John David Booty’s run for the Heisman. The JDB will be looking for Patrick Turner at WR and Vidal Hazelton. Also look for Stanley Havili from the backfield. At tailback, [...]

Haditha Update: LtCol Jeffrey Chessani Additional Charges

After having his Article 32 investigation reopened, two additional charges for dereliction of duty have been add against Lieutenant Colonel Jeffrey Chessani. LtCol Chessani was the battalion commander of the Marines involved in the killing of 24 Iraqi civilians in Hadita, Iraq. The Investigating Officer, Col Conlin, in LtCol Chessani’s case had originally recommended three [...]

Active Denial System: Deployment to Iraq Denied

The Active Denial System (ADS) is a non-lethal weapon used for crowd control. The ADA directs electromagnetic radiation at the target, causing the water molecules in the outer layer of skin to heat to a temperature of 130 degrees Fahrenheit. While this heat does not burn the skin, it does, to state the obvious, cause [...]

College Football Quiz 2: Mascots Not Ending With "S”

Of the 122 NCAA Division I FCS ( known as Division I-AA)football teams, which 11 have mascots not ending in the letter “S”?

Global Warming: A Fully Endorsed Theory? Anwser: No

Examining peer-reviewed scientific papers (which we are repeatedly told is the gold standard) from 1993 to 2003, Professor Naomi Oreskes found a majority supported the view that humans were having at least some effect on global climate change. It appears now, after reviewing papers from 2004 to 2007,the results are quite different:   Of 528 [...]

Trojan Update: Matt Spanos Injury Report

The Men of Troy will be without starting center Matt Spanos for the game aginst Idaho. Spanos was injured druing practice. Spanos was blocking Sedrick Ellis. Jeff Byers will take over duties as center. yojoe Fight On!

Jonathan Lee Riches© v. Don Imus

Mr. Riches© has another good showing in this complaint, entitled “Harassment on the Airwaves.” He asks for an outlandish amount of money, “$625,000,00.00 Million dollars,” makes unbelievable claims, and weaves in a good amount of popular culture. The gem: the JLR claims to be paid $3.5 million dollars per year to commit identity theft. Why [...]

College Football Quiz: Mascots Not Ending With "S”

Of the 119 Division I FSB schools, which 11 teams have a mascot not ending with the letter “S”? Answer:

Astronaut Claims to be Insane

In a shocking turn of events, Captain Lisa M. Nowark, USN, will plead insanity. At this point she will have an R.C.M. 706 board to determine if “at the time of the alleged criminal conduct, did the accused have a severe mental disease or defect?” R.C.M. 706. Who would think a person was suffering from [...]

Jonathan Lee Riches© v. Wal-Mart Stores Inc.

Mr. Jonathan Lee Riches©, on 28AUG7, filed this civil rights complaint, entitled Jonathan Lee., Riches© d/b/a Rockefeller Riches v. Wal-Mart Stores Inc.. Mr.Riches© is seeking “$5,000,000.00 million” in damages. The JLR (as Mr. Riches© is referred to on Dreadnaught) also claims to be “deaf and blind, diagnosed with terminal cancer.” This is the text of [...]

USC Trojan Update – 3 Days From Kickoff Against Idaho

Here is the recent news coming out of Troy: Chauncey Washington has sprained his shoulder and will not be starting. Emmanuel Moody has left the team and is going to Florida. Pete Carrol thinks John David Booty is stellar.

Abu Ghraib Court-Martial: LTCOL Jordan Guilty and Not Guilty

On 28AUG07, a court-martial found Lieutenant Colonel Steven Jordan, USA, not guilty of charges that he was responsible for the abuse of prisoners at Abu Ghraib jail. LTCOL Jordan was found guilty of disobeying an order, UCMJ Article 92, not to talk about the investigation. This order was given by his commanding general. LTCOL Jordan [...]

Haditha Update: Article 32 Investigation for Sgt Frank Wuterich

The Article 32 investigation for SSgt Frank Wuterich, USMC, is set to begin on 30AUG07 aboard Camp Pendleton. LtCol Ware will be the investigating officer. LtCol Ware was the investigating officer for LCpl Stephen B. Tatum and and LCpl Justin L. Sharratt, in both cases he recommended no charges. Sgt Wuterich’s lawyer, Neal Puckett, a [...]

Jonathan Lee Riches© v. Michael Vick: Supplemental Evidence

In a previous post Mr. Riches©’s complaint was reported. In this original complaint, Mr. Riches© requested “63,000,000,00.00 Billion dollars” in damages. In his current filing, Jonathan Lee Riches© A/K/A “Crusader for truth” v. Michael Vick, Mr. Riches© gives further explanation and clarification about his claim. Below are some highlights: “MICHAEL VICK IS IMPLICATING OTHER CURRENT [...]

Emmanuel Moody: Decides on Florida

Emmanuel Moody, former USC Trojan, has made his decision and he is heading to Florida. Moody wanted the be the featured back, thus SC is the last place he wanted to play. Moody says he followed his heart when choosing the Gators. yojoe Fight On!

United States v. Michael Vick, a/k/a "Ookie”: Plea Agreement

The plea agreement in Michal Vick’s criminal case in the Eastern District of Virginia.   “the killing of approximately 6-8 dogs that did not perform well . . . and all of those dogs were killed by various methods, including hanging and drowning. VICK agrees and stipulates that these dogs all died as a result [...]

Texas prep star Mitchell had verbally committed to OU

University of Oklahoma recruit is shot to death. read more | digg story

Jesus Jihad: The Reason for the Death Penalty

In early July 2007, Jesse R. Crisp, a.k.a. Jesus Jihad, was arrested for fatally stabbing his wife. It was Mr. Jihad’s birthday, his fifty-fifth to be exact, when killed his wife and wounded other family members. According to witnesses, Mr. Jihad laughed and smiled as he repeatedly stabbed his wife. This should not be surprising [...]

Wikipedia Needs Some Major Changes: So Says the Department of Defense

According to Ares computer users from the DoD are very busy editing entries on Wikipedia. “the Department of Defense, whose .mil account holders have been very busy on Wikipedia. The defense agency with the most edits originating from its .mil address is Army’s Network Information Center, with 43,823 edits. The U.S. Air Forces comes in [...]

Superbad: Movie Review

Superbad is a story of two best friends, Seth and Even, approaching the end of high school and dealing with their upcoming separation, as they will be attending different colleges. Superbad is produced Judd Apatow who wrote and directed Knocked Up and The 40-Year-Old Virgin.

Opus Censored by Administration Bent on Censorship

The administration of the Washington Post, along with other newspapers, has censored the cartoonist Berkeley Breathed. The publications refuse to publish the Opus strips on 26 August and 2 September 2007. How can it be that the Washington Post is involved in censorship? We were lead to believe that it was the Bush Administration that [...]