Posted on September 27, 2007 by yojoe
The Office of William Jefferson Clinton recently sent a letter to a New York restaurant owner, demanding that a photograph of Chelsea Clinton, being displayed in the restaurant, be removed. The antepenultimate sentence in the letter has caused an uproar, at least at Althouse. The offending sentence reads as follows:
We reserve the [...]
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Posted on September 26, 2007 by yojoe
Jonathan Lee Riches© (known on Dreadnaught as the JLR) has filed his most recent complaint against the New England Patriots, for “Illegally Spying On My Life.” The text of the complaint is as follows:
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Since the 1970’s Bill Belichick and Defendant’s have been in a vast conspiracy with video equipment to illegally tape anything [...]
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Posted on September 26, 2007 by yojoe
In a complaint entitled “Unabombing My Life” the JLR is suing Theodore Kaczynski, also known as the Unabomber, requesting a “restring order against Defendant, his Manuscript, and his log cabin.”
The text of the complaint:
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The Defendant has been sending me Electro magnetic encrypted threats to me through Global Solar flares on 9-17-07. Defendant has [...]
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Posted on September 26, 2007 by yojoe
Jonathan Lee Riches© (he asserts his names is copyrighted) he is an inmate at Federal Correctional Institution (FCI) Williamsburg, SC with a penchant for litigation. His many lawsuits include: Michael Vick, Barry Bonds, Don Imus, Wal-Mart, President Bush, The World Wide Web, Williams Sisters, 50 Cent, Iron Mike Tyson, Jeff Gordon, Carrie Underwood, and LeBron [...]
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Posted on September 26, 2007 by yojoe
Navies around the world have been bedeviled by new problems created by the Internet. Be it the U.S. Navy having a photograph of the propeller of an Ohio-Class ballistic-missile submarine visible on Microsoft’s Live Search, or the Russian Navy having details of its latest submarine posted on a city’s website. It is again the [...]
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Posted on September 25, 2007 by yojoe
The Joint Light Tactical Vehicle (JLTV) is the purposed replacement for the HMMWV. That was until the requests for the Mine Resistant Ambush Protected (MRAP) vehicles became the top priority for the military. According to InsideDefense, the JLTV has been put on hold because,
The misgivings stem from questions about technical maturity, shifting [...]
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Posted on September 25, 2007 by yojoe
For those uninitiated, Jonathan Lee Riches© (he asserts his names is copyrighted) he is an inmate at Federal Correctional Institution (FCI) Williamsburg, SC with a penchant for litigation. His many lawsuits include: Michael Vick, Barry Bonds, Don Imus, Wal-Mart, President Bush, The World Wide Web, Williams Sisters, 50 Cent, Iron Mike Tyson, Jeff Gordon, Carrie [...]
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Posted on September 25, 2007 by yojoe
For those uninitiated, Jonathan Lee Riches© (he asserts his names is copyrighted) he is an inmate at Federal Correctional Institution (FCI) Williamsburg, SC with a penchant for litigation. His many lawsuits include: Michael Vick, Barry Bonds, Don Imus, Wal-Mart, President Bush, The World Wide Web, Williams Sisters, 50 Cent, Iron Mike Tyson, Jeff Gordon, Carrie [...]
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Posted on September 24, 2007 by yojoe
The JLR has been a very busy inmate. He has filed the following lawsuits:
Jonathan Lee Riches© v. Manuel Noriega
Jonathan Lee Riches© v. Crandall Canyon Mine
Jonathan Lee Riches© v. Holy Land Foundation for Relief and Development, et al
Jonathan Lee Riches© v. Theodore Jon Kaczynski
The full complaints will be posed on Dreadnaught, but it may take [...]
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Posted on September 24, 2007 by yojoe
The MV-22 Osprey is making its first combat deployment to Iraq. Ten Ospreys landed aboard USS WASP (LHD-1) heading for,
Al Asad Air Base for a seven-month deployment; the Ospreys will provide tactical assault support for Marines and soldiers.
The Corps decided to deploy the tilt-rotors via ship, in part to allow the aircraft to do [...]
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Posted on September 24, 2007 by yojoe
At this site you will be asked 26 questions about your political views and your preferences for a presidential candidate. Having taken the quiz, it is quite accurate at predicting preferred candidate. If nothing else, it helps to inform you about the positions of the various candidates.
yojoe (in political mode) out
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Posted on September 24, 2007 by yojoe
On 15 Oct 2007, over 5,000 bloggers have agreed to dedicate their blogs to the single subject of the environment. The purpose of this blogfest is to draw attention to the environment. That is, at least, one of the reasons for Blog Action Day. The other reason is “about uniting thousands of [...]
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Posted on September 22, 2007 by yojoe
dear apple, i have an iDea
I’m really burned out on giving you shitloads of money every year simply because you’ve once again seduced my little jello-brained babies with your latest product, and raped them every twenty seconds with your neon, shadow dancing ass-muppets and hippest marketing gimmicks.
Great post.
yojoe
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Posted on September 21, 2007 by yojoe
This is a post that I read years ago, and no matter how many times I read it I always laugh. The entire site is great. Preview:
Rachel, age 7
That’s interesting, everyone in this picture is white. Even
the rainbow is white. Perhaps in an ideal world, everyone would be white
isn’t that right, Rachel? [...]
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Hired Guns: Necessary For The Military
Paul Krugman, in his editorial Hired Gun Fetish, tries to explain the use of private contractors, such as Blackwater, in Iraq as a “vast experiment concocted by mad political scientists.” Mr. Krugman quotes Machiavelli, gives examples of private security contractor’s misconduct in Iraq, and suggests this is all some grand scheme by the [...]
Filed under: Blackwater Worldwide, Military, Political Commentary, Politics | Tagged: blackwater iraq, blackwater security jobs, blackwater usa jobs, green zone | 2 Comments »