Man Gets Testicles Stuck In Deckchair

Listed under “things you hope never happen to you” is the story of Mario Visnjic, who:

had gone swimming naked in the sea at the Valalta beach in western Croatia, reports 24sata. His testicles had shrunk while in the cool sea and slipped through the wooden slats when he sat back down on his wooden [...]

Obama Attacks Michael Moore And His Ilk

The corpulent Michael Moore may want reconsider his endorsement of Senator Barack Obama. Apparently Senator Obama is no fan of the obese. In a recent campaign speech in Oregon, the senator,

called on the United States to “lead by example” on global warming, and develop new technologies at home which could be exported to [...]

Devastating Rope Shortage: California Looks To Legalize Marijuana In 2008

As we are acutely aware, California, and the rest of the United States, is facing a shortfall of rope that threatens to cripple the economy. The obvious answer: legalize pot.
There is a initiative set for the November 2008 ballot in California to legalize cannabis hemp for:

(a) industrial products, [...]

Surgical Skills Improved By Using Nintendo Wii

If you are about to go under for a surgical procedure and see you doctor playing Super Mario Galaxy on a Nintendo Wii, there is nothing to fear. Yo may just be just warming up for your upcoming procedure.

According to NewScientistTech, a new study shows that surgical residents performed better after playing the Wii.

To [...]

Steroid Scandal Spreads To Rap World

The clear and the cream may help Jason Giambi go yard or Shawne Merriman stop the run, but can these substances help 50 Cent spit mad rhymes or Mary J. Blige warble? Evidently steroids are hip hop performance enhancers.
An ongoing steroid probe in New York a number of stars are involved, including Mary J. [...]