Navy Abandons Zumwalt-Class Destroyer

US Navy cancels its “stealth-ship” the Zumwalt-class Destroyer (DDG 1000), because of increased costs.

Brady Quinn Involved in Gay Dating Scandal

Former Notre Dame quarterback Brady Quinn is doing his best impression of Mike “I’m not gay. I’m heterosexual” Piazza.  According to TMZ, Quinn’s lawyer has sent a cease-and-desist letter to a homosexual-dating website demanding that photos of Quinn be removed from the advertisement.
The message: Brady Quinn is not gay.  Evidently Quinn is willing to go [...]

Jonathan Lee Riches© Sues Venture Capitalist Vinod Khosla

Jonathan Lee Riches© (known as the JLR on Dreadnaught) the litigious inmate from Florida has reappeared in the news.  The JLR has sued venture capitalist Vinod Khosla of Khosla Ventures:
“Khosla’s fund invests in prison buildings. I’m suffering from no medical treatment. This is a conspiracy. Bhutto was killed on my birthday. I can’t see outside, [...]

Taser Gun Integrated With Glove = Taser Glove

From the ultimate military-technology blog Danger Room, comes video of the “taser glove,” a taser gun integrated with a cool-looking black glove.  Now if they would only come out with a Michael Jackson version.
Video:

The Streak

What was happening in the 1970s?
yojoe out

Fake DEA Or FBI Agent Cleans Up Meth Problem In Small Town

This title of this post does seem a bit confounding.  Either the agent is with the

Federal Bureau of Investigation or a member of the U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration, one would think.  As it turns out, this “agent” is neither.  In reality he is the owner of a failed trucking company, former wedding minister, and former [...]

Man Gets Testicles Stuck In Deckchair

Listed under “things you hope never happen to you” is the story of Mario Visnjic, who:

had gone swimming naked in the sea at the Valalta beach in western Croatia, reports 24sata. His testicles had shrunk while in the cool sea and slipped through the wooden slats when he sat back down on his wooden [...]

Tom Cruise Plays German Officer Who Attempts To Kill Hitler: Best Comments Ever

The original blog post is just information about Tom Cruise finishing the filming of the movie Valkyrie. In Valkyrie, Cruise plays Colonel Claus von Stauffenberg, an officer in the 6th Panzer Division of the Wehrmacht Herr, who attempts to assassinate Hitler.
This is not what makes this post great; it is the comments. Comment [...]

Obama Attacks Michael Moore And His Ilk

The corpulent Michael Moore may want reconsider his endorsement of Senator Barack Obama. Apparently Senator Obama is no fan of the obese. In a recent campaign speech in Oregon, the senator,

called on the United States to “lead by example” on global warming, and develop new technologies at home which could be exported to [...]

Waterboarding Used On Utah Telemarketer

Chad Hudgens is a telemarketer for Prosper, Inc. His supervisor had an idea for building morale and improving sales: subject one of the telemarketers to waterboarding. Yes, the supervisor decided it was a good idea to use the technique that has been the center of controversy in the War on Terrorism and the Military [...]

Jonathan Lee Riches© v. Reed Elsevier

The inmate Jonathan Lee Riches© (he asserts his names is copyrighted) has been the source of innumerable posts here at Dreadnaught, including lawsuits against: Michael Vick, Barry Bonds, Don Imus, Wal-Mart, President Bush, The World Wide Web, Williams Sisters, 50 Cent, Iron Mike Tyson, Jeff Gordon, Carrie Underwood, and LeBron James.
But his current lawsuit [...]

Jonathan Lee Riches© v. Ashlee Simpson; Pete Wentz

The latest lawsuit from Jonathan Lee Riches© (the JLR) is against Simpson. This time it is Ashlee not O.J.

 

The text of the complaint reads as follows:

Defendants have been threatening and harassing Plaintiffs. FCI Williamsburg is a gulag. Plaintiffs constitutional rights are being violated by Defendants. Plaintiffs got assulted by defendants [...]