Artie Lange, Joe Buck, And The Hypocrisy Of HBO

The comic Artie Lange was recently invited to Joe Buck’s new HBO show Joe Buck Live.  While on the show Lange was both funny and abrasive.  Now the head of HBO, Ross Greenburg has apologized for Lange and banned him from HBO,
“I would say I’m sorry to anyone across America who had kids and [...]

New HBO Show: Eastbound & Down

New HBO show starring Danny McBride.

Connecticut Judge Curtissa Cofield Arrested For DUI Calls Officer Negro Washington

Connecticut judge is arrested for DUI after hitting a police car. She then goes on to repeatedly call the arresting officer a negro, and made other racist remarks.

The police should leave us alone and let us sell our weed

Man arrested for pulling handgun outside police station asking police to let him alone to sell his weed.

Odd Search Engine Term

Odd search engine term, gay dating gastric bypass

BCS Declares Germany Winner Of World War II

BCS determines that Germany was the winner of World War II.

Washington DC Has Plan To Fix All Its Problems: Rename A Street "Taxation Without Representation Street"

Washington DC has plan to rename one of its streets “Taxation Without Representation Street”

The United States To Fracture Into Six Parts By Early Spring

Professor predicts the US economy will crash, resulting in the breakup of the United States into six countries, all in the Spring of 2009.

Jonathan Lee Riches© Sues Blizzard Entertainment

Crazy inmates sues World of Warcraft.

Season 5 Of The Office

Season 5 of The Office, U.S. version, premiered on 28SEP08.

Pam’s rendering of Dwight.
yojoe out
H/T: Office Tally

Duke: Worst Team In College Football According To Lawyer

Duke entered into a contract to play four football games against the University of  Louisville.  According to the complaint, Duke breached the contract.  Duke defended the lawsuit based on a provision of the contract that allowed Duke to avoid having to pay $150,000 penalty for each game not played, if Louisville could find an opponent [...]

Don’t Kiss The Urinal: It Is Out Of Order

This photo comes from the restroom at work.  What was the author of this sign trying to communicate?  Was this a warning to not kiss the urinal?  Are you being warned to not kiss the urinal because it is out of order?  So as soon as they get the urinal fixed, fell free to go [...]

Osama bin Laden For President: Texas Congressman Says So

It is being reported that Charlie Wilson, of Charlie Wilson’s War, said,
“We should be led by Osama bin Laden,” he said, then quickly corrected himself. “I mean, Obama and Biden.”
Wow, that is a big malapropism.
yojoe (not supporting Osama bin Laden ‘08) out

Navy Abandons Zumwalt-Class Destroyer

US Navy cancels its “stealth-ship” the Zumwalt-class Destroyer (DDG 1000), because of increased costs.

Brady Quinn Involved in Gay Dating Scandal

Former Notre Dame quarterback Brady Quinn is doing his best impression of Mike “I’m not gay. I’m heterosexual” Piazza.  According to TMZ, Quinn’s lawyer has sent a cease-and-desist letter to a homosexual-dating website demanding that photos of Quinn be removed from the advertisement.
The message: Brady Quinn is not gay.  Evidently Quinn is willing to go [...]

Jonathan Lee Riches© Sues Venture Capitalist Vinod Khosla

Jonathan Lee Riches© (known as the JLR on Dreadnaught) the litigious inmate from Florida has reappeared in the news.  The JLR has sued venture capitalist Vinod Khosla of Khosla Ventures:
“Khosla’s fund invests in prison buildings. I’m suffering from no medical treatment. This is a conspiracy. Bhutto was killed on my birthday. I can’t see outside, [...]

Taser Gun Integrated With Glove = Taser Glove

From the ultimate military-technology blog Danger Room, comes video of the “taser glove,” a taser gun integrated with a cool-looking black glove.  Now if they would only come out with a Michael Jackson version.
Video:

The Streak

What was happening in the 1970s?
yojoe out

Fake DEA Or FBI Agent Cleans Up Meth Problem In Small Town

This title of this post does seem a bit confounding.  Either the agent is with the

Federal Bureau of Investigation or a member of the U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration, one would think.  As it turns out, this “agent” is neither.  In reality he is the owner of a failed trucking company, former wedding minister, and former [...]

Man Gets Testicles Stuck In Deckchair

Listed under “things you hope never happen to you” is the story of Mario Visnjic, who:

had gone swimming naked in the sea at the Valalta beach in western Croatia, reports 24sata. His testicles had shrunk while in the cool sea and slipped through the wooden slats when he sat back down on his wooden [...]

Tom Cruise Plays German Officer Who Attempts To Kill Hitler: Best Comments Ever

The original blog post is just information about Tom Cruise finishing the filming of the movie Valkyrie. In Valkyrie, Cruise plays Colonel Claus von Stauffenberg, an officer in the 6th Panzer Division of the Wehrmacht Herr, who attempts to assassinate Hitler.
This is not what makes this post great; it is the comments. Comment [...]