Jonathan Lee Riches©To Be Named Most Litigious Man By The Guinness Book Of World Records

Jonathan Lee Riches©Jonathan Lee Riches©, or the JRL as he is known on Dreadnaught, is back in the news.  The inmate from Federal Correctional Institution Williamsburg, SC, is to be named the most litigious man by the Guinness Book of World Records.

Here are some of the JRL‘s lawsuits for your reading pleasure:

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Jonathan Lee Riches© Sues Venture Capitalist Vinod Khosla

Jonathan Lee Riches© (known as the JLR on Dreadnaught) the litigious inmate from Florida has reappeared in the news.  The JLR has sued venture capitalist Vinod Khosla of Khosla Ventures:

“Khosla’s fund invests in prison buildings. I’m suffering from no medical treatment. This is a conspiracy. Bhutto was killed on my birthday. I can’t see outside, this is unconstitutional. I seek $43 million.”

Khosla is just one of 12 defendants listed in the lawsuit, which seeks various amounts of money, ranging from $5 million to $99 million, from each defendant.

It is good to hear from the JLR again.  It has been too long.  Here are some of the JLR’s previous lawsuits: Michael Vick,

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Jonathan Lee Riches© v. Reed Elsevier

Jonathan Lee Riches©The inmate Jonathan Lee Riches© (he asserts his names is copyrighted) has been the source of innumerable posts here at Dreadnaught, including lawsuits against: Michael Vick, Barry Bonds, Don Imus, Wal-Mart, President Bush, The World Wide Web, Williams Sisters, 50 Cent, Iron Mike Tyson, Jeff Gordon, Carrie Underwood, and LeBron James.

But his current lawsuit against Reed Elsevier, is notable because the JLR reveals a Nazi plot. Here is the text:

Reed Elsevier on 3-3-08 has my credit report on their files and sells this information to 3rd parties without my consent. This is unconstitutional. I seek a restraining order as my life is in serious danger of having my credit fall into the hands of cyber criminals and Nazi’s. Continue reading

Jonathan Lee Riches© v. Ashlee Simpson; Pete Wentz

The latest lawsuit from Jonathan Lee Riches© (the JLR) is against Simpson. This time it is Ashlee not O.J.

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The text of the complaint reads as follows:

Defendants have been threatening and harassing Plaintiffs. FCI Williamsburg is a gulag. Plaintiffs constitutional rights are being violated by Defendants. Plaintiffs got assulted by defendants in front of Sam Goody in 2002, for not buying their CD and LP’s. Dependent’s are violating Plaintiffs due process Rights. FCI Williamsburg has no medical care, rotten food on Defendants orders Plaintiff seek a Restraining order a preliminary injunction on Defendants.

This should be a lesson to all. Buy, Ashlee Simpson’s albums or risk a beat down. Continue reading

Jonathan Lee Riches© v. Duke, Chiquita, Sherwin-Williams, Alexander Ovechkin

It has been some time since the JLR has filed a lawsuit, or at least some time since a lawsuit has been published. Well, Jonathan Lee Riches© is back and is his want he has selected an eclectic group of defendants.

As usual, these complaints are as odd as they are amusing.

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Jonathan Lee Riches© v. Viagra, Cialis, Levitra, Et Al

Viagra SplashJonathan Lee Riches© (he asserts his names is copyrighted) he is an inmate at Federal Correctional Institution (FCI) Williamsburg, SC with a penchant for litigation. He has now sued Viagra, Cialis, and Levitra. The best part of his lawsuit:

Also Defendant’s are encouraging homosexuality in Federal Prisons, using subliminal messaging.

The thought of an inmate on Viagra is petrifying.

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Jonathan Lee Riches© v. Johnny Knoxville, Bam Margera, Steve-O

The JLR has now sued the men who brought us Jackass. In hisJonathan Lee Riches© latest lawsuit, the JLR claims that Johnny Knoxville has been prank calling him at FCI Williamsburg. Who would have thought that Jonathan Lee Riches© and the work jackass would appear on the same document?

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