Jonathan Lee Riches© v. Reed Elsevier
Posted by yojoe on March 21, 2008
The inmate Jonathan Lee Riches© (he asserts his names is copyrighted) has been the source of innumerable posts here at Dreadnaught, including lawsuits against: Michael Vick, Barry Bonds, Don Imus, Wal-Mart, President Bush, The World Wide Web, Williams Sisters, 50 Cent, Iron Mike Tyson, Jeff Gordon, Carrie Underwood, and LeBron James.
But his current lawsuit against Reed Elsevier, is notable because the JLR reveals a Nazi plot. Here is the text:
Reed Elsevier on 3-3-08 has my credit report on their files and sells this information to 3rd parties without my consent. This is unconstitutional. I seek a restraining order as my life is in serious danger of having my credit fall into the hands of cyber criminals and Nazi’s. Read the rest of this entry »
Posted in Business, Crime, Humor, Jonathan Lee Riches, Law, Pro Se Complaints | 1 Comment »
Jonathan Lee Riches© v. Ashlee Simpson; Pete Wentz
Posted by yojoe on March 6, 2008
The latest lawsuit from Jonathan Lee Riches© (the JLR) is against Simpson. This time it is Ashlee not O.J.
The text of the complaint reads as follows:
Defendants have been threatening and harassing Plaintiffs. FCI Williamsburg is a gulag. Plaintiffs constitutional rights are being violated by Defendants. Plaintiffs got assulted by defendants in front of Sam Goody in 2002, for not buying their CD and LP’s. Dependent’s are violating Plaintiffs due process Rights. FCI Williamsburg has no medical care, rotten food on Defendants orders Plaintiff seek a Restraining order a preliminary injunction on Defendants.
This should be a lesson to all. Buy, Ashlee Simpson’s albums or risk a beat down. Read the rest of this entry »
Posted in Crime, Entertainment, Humor, Jonathan Lee Riches, Pro Se Complaints | 2 Comments »
Jonathan Lee Riches© v. Duke, Chiquita, Sherwin-Williams, Alexander Ovechkin
Posted by yojoe on February 22, 2008
It has been some time since the JLR has filed a lawsuit, or at least some time since a lawsuit has been published. Well, Jonathan Lee Riches© is back and is his want he has selected an eclectic group of defendants.
- Jonathan Lee Riches© v. Duke Energy Corp. - “The lights in my cell are too bright causing eye and nerve damage, also the electric fences are dangerous.”
- Jonathan Lee Riches© v. Chiquita Brands International Inc. - “Chiquita Banana’s got plaintiff food poisoning on 1-10-08.”
- Jonathan Lee Riches© v. Sherwin-Williams Co. - “chips of paint went in Plaintiff’s eyes causing them red and ichyness.”
- Jonathan Lee Riches© v. Alexander Ovechkin - The JLR never even mentions Ovechkin in his complain.
As usual, these complaints are as odd as they are amusing.
yojoe© out
Posted in Crime, Food, Humor, Jonathan Lee Riches, Law, Pro Se Complaints, Sports | No Comments »
Jonathan Lee Riches© v. Viagra, Cialis, Levitra, Et Al
Posted by yojoe on January 10, 2008
Jonathan Lee Riches© (he asserts his names is copyrighted) he is an inmate at Federal Correctional Institution (FCI) Williamsburg, SC with a penchant for litigation. He has now sued Viagra, Cialis, and Levitra. The best part of his lawsuit:
Also Defendant’s are encouraging homosexuality in Federal Prisons, using subliminal messaging.
The thought of an inmate on Viagra is petrifying.
Posted in Humor, Jonathan Lee Riches, Law, Pro Se Complaints | 4 Comments »
Jonathan Lee Riches© v. Johnny Knoxville, Bam Margera, Steve-O
Posted by yojoe on January 5, 2008
The JLR has now sued the men who brought us Jackass. In his
latest lawsuit, the JLR claims that Johnny Knoxville has been prank calling him at FCI Williamsburg. Who would have thought that Jonathan Lee Riches© and the work jackass would appear on the same document?
yojoe© out
Posted in Crime, Humor, Jonathan Lee Riches, Pro Se Complaints | 1 Comment »
Jonathan Lee Riches© Update: Suits Aginst A Phone Number And NFL Network
Posted by yojoe on December 20, 2007
Even for the JLR this is an daft lawsuit. He has now sued a phone number. In Jonathan Lee Riches© v. (202)456-1414, he has sued the White House main number. Here are some portions:
- I want a pardon.
- Defendant will not give me a pardon but will give Lewis Libby one.
Have phone numbers now been delegated pardon power?
The JLR has also sued the NFL and NFL Network.
- I’m personally offended of all of Defendants and their Actions.
- Football is a dangerous sport that has gotten too many children injured.
- I played [football] and got a bruise on my thigh and on my chin.
- The NFL influences violence.
- From watching NFL violence and for George Michel to look into players steroid use.
It is not a stretch to envision the JLR sharing a cell with an NFL player, so maybe they can work this out.
yojoe© out
Posted in Humor, Jonathan Lee Riches | 1 Comment »
Jonathan Lee Riches© v. Philip Woolston, Steve Jobs, Apple Computer, Inc
Posted by yojoe on December 20, 2007
For the JLR, this is a rather strange pleading. In October 2007, the JLR filed a complaint against Philip Woolston, Steve Jobs, and Apple Computer, Inc. for “Sexual Harassment With Apple Gadgets.” Then, in November 2007, the JLR filed a “Motion to Withdraw Case.”
The following is from the motion:
Comes now the Plaintiff, Jonathan Lee Riches©, in pro se, moves this Honorable Court to withdraw this case. Plaintiff has been having serious mental nightmares, Philip Woolston and Apple Computers sexually assaulted me in my dreams not in real life. I can’t sue a dream. Read the rest of this entry »
Posted in Humor, Jonathan Lee Riches, Pro Se Complaints | No Comments »
Jonathan Lee Riches© v. No Child Left Behind Act
Posted by yojoe on December 19, 2007
Evidently, the JLR is not satisfied with the education he received, as he explains in this complaint entitled “The Government Left Me Behind the Gates of FCI Williamsburg.” Below are highlights from the complaint:
I want an Education.
The United Negro college fund won’t Answer my letters for a transfer to Morehouse College to do prison time. Read the rest of this entry »
Posted in Crime, Humor, Jonathan Lee Riches, Pro Se Complaints | No Comments »
Jonathan Lee Riches© v. Ohio State Buckeyes, Jim Tressel, Gene Smith, et al
Posted by yojoe on December 19, 2007
In a complaint entitled “Football Conspiracy / Very Weak Schedule,” the JLR (d/b/a “Dr. Blood’s Orgy of Organs”) has fixed is litigation sights on Ohio State. Here are some highlights from the complaint:
- I’m offended at Ohio State plays a weak schedule on purpose to get a high rating.
- They play Akron, Youngstown State, Kent State who purposely lost those games. Read the rest of this entry »
Posted in Crime, Entertainment, Humor, Jonathan Lee Riches, Pro Se Complaints | No Comments »
Jonathan Lee Riches© v. Louisiana State University, LSU Tigers, Les Miles
Posted by yojoe on December 12, 2007
Jonathan Lee Riches© (he asserts his names is copyrighted) he is an inmate at Federal Correctional Institution (FCI) Williamsburg, SC with a penchant for litigation.
In his latest lawsuit the JLR aka “Dr. Blood’s Orgy of Organs” has named Louisiana State University, LSU Tigers, Les Miles, Skip Bertman, and Baton Rouge. Below are some excerpts from the complaint.
“BCS Ranking Fraud / Jumping Spots in Line”
- This is a major scam defendants committed.
- Their players and staff threatened the U.S.A. Today Top 25 Coach’s poll and Blackmailed them to jump from #7 to #2 in the rankings. Read the rest of this entry »
Posted in College Football, Football, Humor, Jonathan Lee Riches, LSU Football, Pro Se Complaints, Sports | 3 Comments »
Jonathan Lee Riches© v. Benazir Bhutto, Pervez Musharraf, Pakistan President, INS
Posted by yojoe on December 6, 2007
For those uninitiated, Jonathan Lee Riches© (he asserts his names is copyrighted) he is an inmate at Federal Correctional Institution (FCI) Williamsburg, SC with a penchant for litigation. His many lawsuits include: Michael Vick, Barry Bonds, Don Imus, Wal-Mart, President Bush, The World Wide Web, Williams Sisters, 50 Cent, Iron Mike Tyson, Jeff Gordon, Carrie Underwood, and LeBron James.
Apparently there is more then one Jonathan Lee Riches. As this lawsuit, entitled “I’m being Deported to Pakistan,” explains, Pakistan wants one of the Jonathan Lee Riches. Below are excerpts of the complaint.
-
- JLR . . . moves this Honorable Court to Issue a TRO Temporary Restraining order against Defendants stopping my extradition to Pakistan in March 2012 because I will be tortured by the Defendants and the Pakistani Government. Read the rest of this entry »
Posted in Crime, Humor, Jonathan Lee Riches | 1 Comment »
Jonathan Lee Riches© v. John W. Hinckley Jr., Jodie Foster, Et Al.
Posted by yojoe on November 21, 2007
In a complaint entitled, Jonathan Lee Riches©, Plaintiff v. John W. Hinckley Jr.; Jodie Foster; St. Elizabeths Hospital; James Brady; Timothy McCarthy;Thomas DeLahanty. The JLR has sued John Hinckley.
Highlights from the complaint:
- Seeking 25 Million dollars from Defendants for 8th amendment violations of cruel and unusual Punishment.The prison thinks I’m the next John Hinckley.
- The prison is afraid I use my Lawsuits as a weapon of mass destruction . . . Read the rest of this entry »
Posted in Crime, Humor, Jonathan Lee Riches, Pro Se Complaints | 3 Comments »
Jonathan Lee Riches© v. Starbucks And Oprah Winfrey
Posted by yojoe on November 8, 2007
For those uninitiated, Jonathan Lee Riches© (he asserts his names is copyrighted) he is an inmate at Federal Correctional Institution (FCI) Williamsburg, SC with a penchant for litigation. His many lawsuits include: Michael Vick, Barry Bonds, Don Imus, Wal-Mart, President Bush, The World Wide Web, Williams Sisters, 50 Cent, Iron Mike Tyson, Jeff Gordon, Carrie Underwood, and LeBron James.
Some new lawsuits from the JLR: Read the rest of this entry »
Posted in Humor, Jonathan Lee Riches, Pro Se Complaints | 1 Comment »
Jonathan Lee Riches v. Blackwater USA
Posted by yojoe on October 24, 2007

In a complaint entitled “Contract Killing My Life,” the JLR takes on Blackwater USA and others.
The text of the complaint:
Jonathan Lee Riches©, Plaintiff v. Blackwater USA; Blackwater Security Consulting Inc.; Blackwater Lodge and Training Center Inc.; Erik Prince d/b/a Blackwater Fonder; The Prince Group; Halliburton Inc.; Kellogg Brown & Root Services Inc “KBR”; L-3 Communications Titan Corporation; CACI International Inc.; Bechtel Corporation; Raytheon Aerospace Company; Triple Canopy Inc.; URS Corporation; Dyncorp International, Defendants.
Comes now the Plaintiff, Jonathan Lee Riches©, In Hiding from these contract killers, Read the rest of this entry »
Posted in Blackwater, Humor, Iraq, Jonathan Lee Riches, Law, Military, Pro Se Complaints, War | No Comments »
Jonathan Lee Riches© Lawsuits For Week Ending 19OCT07
Posted by yojoe on October 18, 2007
Jonathan Lee Riches© (known on Dreadnaught as the JLR) has filed a number of complaints in the past week:
Jonathan Lee Riches© v. Eric Robert Rudolph, et al - “My name is Jonathan Lee Riches. I’m very high profile.” Read the rest of this entry »
Posted in Crime, Humor, Jonathan Lee Riches, Pro Se Complaints | 1 Comment »
Jonathan Lee Riches© v. Coca-Cola, Pepsi Cola, Briar’s, B&E Juices, Glaceau Vitamin Water, 50 Cent, Canada Dry
Posted by yojoe on October 17, 2007
Jonathan Lee Riches© (known on Dreadnaught as the JLR) has filed his most recent complaint entitled Jonathan Lee Riches© v. Coca-Cola Enterprises Inc, Pepsi Cola Bottling Group Inc., Briar’s USA, B&E Juices Energy Brands, Glaceau Vitimin Water, 50 Cent A/K/A Curtis Jackson, Canada Dry Bottling Co.
This complaint approaches the surreal, as Dreadnaught is named in the complaint. The text of the complaint is as follows:
1. Since Feb 25th, 2003, Defendants are in a vast conspiracy to use my copyrighted trademarked name Jonathan Lee Riches© on their products, and advertisements without my consent. Read the rest of this entry »
Posted in Humor, Jonathan Lee Riches, Law | 5 Comments »
Jonathan Lee Riches© v. Roe v. Wade
Posted by yojoe on October 12, 2007
For those uninitiated, Jonathan Lee Riches© (he asserts his names is copyrighted) he is an inmate at Federal Correctional Institution (FCI) Williamsburg, SC with a penchant for litigation. His many lawsuits include: Michael Vick, Barry Bonds, Don Imus, Wal-Mart, President Bush, The World Wide Web, Williams Sisters, 50 Cent, Iron Mike Tyson, Jeff Gordon, Carrie Underwood, and LeBron James.
Now the JLR has sued a lawsuit in Jonathan Lee Riches© v. Roe v. Wade 410 U.S. 113, Jane Roe, Henry Wade, James Hubert Halford M.D. The current complaint by the JLR is entitled “The Right To Never Been Born.” The text of the complaint is as follows: Read the rest of this entry »
Posted in Humor, Jonathan Lee Riches, Law, Pro Se Complaints | 1 Comment »
Jonathan Lee Riches© v. Britney Spears, Kevin Federline A/K/A K-Fed
Posted by yojoe on October 10, 2007
Jonathan Lee Riches© (known on Dreadnaught as the JLR) has filed his most recent complaint against the both Britney Spears and K-Fed. Highlights of the complaint are as follows:
- Britney Spears with a gun pointed at my back forcing me to commit fraud to get $2,500 for abortion money for Britney. Read the rest of this entry »
Posted in Crime, Entertainment, Humor, Jonathan Lee Riches, Law | 3 Comments »
Jonathan Lee Riches© v. Billy Joel
Posted by yojoe on October 5, 2007
In a complaint entitled “Billy Joel Took My Philly Soul” the JLR is suing over “everlasting trauma.”
Here are some highlights from the complaint:
- Billy Joel the singer is my step father
- NORAD set up a No Fly Zone around me, but airwaves still beamed my mind. Read the rest of this entry »
Posted in Humor, Jonathan Lee Riches, Pro Se Complaints | 1 Comment »
Jonathan Lee Riches© v. John Phillip Walker Lindy, Zacarias Moussaoui, Jonathan Jay Pollard, Jose Padilla, Wen Ho Lee, Julius Rosenberg
Posted by yojoe on October 4, 2007
In a complaint entitled “Terrorizing & Spying On Me” the JLR is requesting the court to “keep all Defendant’s from taking top secret Jonathan Lee Riches© files.”
Some highlights from the complaint:
Ladies and Gentlemen, coming in at a very weak 125 lbs at 5 ft 10 inches, bald head, originally from South Philadelphia, the current Lawsuit King of the Universe, the digital criminal, Tampa’s Identity Santa, the Zeus of Lawsuits, I am Jonathan Lee Riches© Read the rest of this entry »
Posted in Humor, Jonathan Lee Riches, Pro Se Complaints | No Comments »
Jonathan Lee Riches© v. Timothy James McVeigh, Terry Lynn Nichols
Posted by yojoe on October 4, 2007
In a recent spate of litigation, Jonathan Lee Riches© (JLR) has filed suit against a number of individuals, states, and an opinion of the Supreme Court. In a complaint entitled “Blowing Up My Life” the JLR is suing Timothy McVeigh. Was he not executed a number of years ago? No matter.
Some highlights from the handritten:
- They [McVeigh and Nichols] had a responsibility and duty to notify me how the Department of Justice works. Read the rest of this entry »
Posted in Humor, Jonathan Lee Riches, Pro Se Complaints | No Comments »
Jonathan Lee Riches© v. Bill Belichick, Tom Brady, and Randy Moss
Posted by yojoe on September 26, 2007
Jonathan Lee Riches© (known on Dreadnaught as the JLR) has filed his most recent complaint against the New England Patriots, for “Illegally Spying On My Life.” The text of the complaint is as follows:
1
Since the 1970’s Bill Belichick and Defendant’s have been in a vast conspiracy with video equipment to illegally tape anything and everything with significant value. Belichick has been secretly recording numerous scandals nation wide over the years. Read the rest of this entry »
Posted in Humor, Jonathan Lee Riches, Sports | 2 Comments »
Jonathan Lee Riches© v. Theodore John Kaczynski
Posted by yojoe on September 26, 2007
In a complaint entitled “Unabombing My Life” the JLR is suing Theodore
Kaczynski, also known as the Unabomber, requesting a “restring order against Defendant, his Manuscript, and his log cabin.”
The text of the complaint:
1
The Defendant has been sending me Electro magnetic encrypted threats to me through Global Solar flares on 9-17-07. Defendant has always had problems with me since I backed out of buying his Montana cabin in 1993. Read the rest of this entry »
Posted in Humor, Jonathan Lee Riches, Law | No Comments »
Jonathan Lee Riches© v. John Mark Karr, Andrea Yates, Dylan Klebold, et al
Posted by yojoe on September 26, 2007
Jonathan Lee Riches© (he asserts his names is copyrighted) he is
an inmate at Federal Correctional Institution (FCI) Williamsburg, SC with a penchant for litigation. His many lawsuits include: Michael Vick, Barry Bonds, Don Imus, Wal-Mart, President Bush,








![[Valid RSS]](valid-rss.png)



