Michael Vick: Sued for 63 Billion or 323 Trillion Dollars?

In the complaint below, filed by Jonathan Lee Riches©, currently residing at the Federal Correctional Institution Williamsburg, Mr. Vick is accused of, inter alia, violations of the United States Constitution, larceny of Mr. Riches© dog and coat, invasion of privacy, identity theft, violations of the Trading with the Enemy Act, and violations of the Copyright Law of the United States. (Note: for some unknown reason, Mr. Riches© has copyrighted his name. Sounds like a good idea.) Mr. Riches© also accuses Mr. Vick of subjecting him to microwave testing, dealing drugs in a school zone, and using steroids.

Compelling draftsmanship and a treatise on civil actions, please enjoy.

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On Page 2, Mr. Riches© sets forth his constitutional basis for his cause of action, makes a request for “63,000,000,00.00 Billion dollars,” and conflates the United States Postal Service with United Parcel Service.

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yojoe© out

12 Responses

  1. Mullah Cimoc say so sad for aemriki abortion kill all the baby but loving the animal too much. him treat animal like the child for the guilt of the killing abortin of the baby.

    so strange now in ameriki countruy. man go prison more time for torture/kill chicken than for torture/k9ll iraki.

    this proving the wicked of amriki man. and the woman also.

    google: mighty wurlitzer +cia for understand basic of brain control technical.

  2. What? Learn to speak or atleast type the language before insulting the US.

  3. I heard this on Fox earlier, and I said “WHAT?” This is a nut, a loon, why is he allowed to file all these complaints? I hope HE is the one paying the filing fees. I doubt there will be any court costs, because surely this will never have to be tried. I suppose Vick’s attorney will have to respond, so there will be some fees incurred and some attorney fees. No wonder our court system is in such bad shape.

  4. p.s. I’m no fan of Vick, he deserves the maximum punishment allowed. I hear his cohorts in crime are filing pleas, so it doesn’t look good for him.

  5. Vick Sued for 63 Billion Dollars (or 323 trillion dollars)

    Jonathan Lee Riches©, currently residing at the Federal Correctional Institution Williamsburg has filed a hand-written complaint against Michael Vick for 63 billion dollars or 323 trillion dollars. You’ll understand that in a few minutes. This proves…

  6. […] Jonathan Lee Riches©, currently residing at the Federal Correctional Institution Williamsburg has filed a hand-written complaint against Michael Vick for 63 billion dollars or 323 trillion […]

  7. Dear mullah cimoc;

    Our attempts at reading your gibberish have strengthened our position on abortion and fortified the idea that abortion should have been the only option presented to your mother.

  8. Hey where is Amriki? Sounds like a gr8 place to live. And who are the Irakis to whom this guy above refers? Torturing terrorists is cool. Huh huh.

  9. […] stole Riches’ dogs, sold them on ebay, and used the resulting profits to buy arms from Iran. Although plausible, Riches’ story loses some credibility when he asks for over sixty billion dollars in damages. […]

  10. Take a look, he’s added some “evidence”! in a clarification filing filed today.

  11. Mr. Moline,

    You never disappoint. The JLR actually included a prom pic in this document. Thank you for the info.

    yojoe

  12. Always glad to be of help, (I kinda got a cheat since I work for justia on the team that downloads all these case filings), but I don’t have the time to come up with full descriptions of the cases like you do, so I just send it on your way.

    speaking of which, brand new case filed today in the Arkansas Eastern District against Wal-Mart in which Riches claims to be deaf and blind and been discriminated against because of his disability. I look forward to your write-up if you do one.

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