You may remember Mr. Jonathan Lee Riches© from his civil action against Michael Vick, wherein he sued Mr. Vick for, inter alia, subjecting him to microwave testing, dealing drugs in a school zone, and purchasing missiles from the government of Iran. In the attached complaint, Mr. Riches© names a mind-numbing number of defendants, although his cause of action is unclear. The only fitting punishment for Mr. Riches© would be to force him to litigate his case before Judge Halverson. Actually, that would be a fitting punishment for both.
Below is a visual depiction of some of the many, and varied, defendants listed in the complaint: