Jonathan Lee Riches© v. LeBron James et al

Mr. Jonathan Lee Riches©, on 16AUG07, filed a civil rights claim against:

  • LeBron James
  • Michael Vick (again, he named Mr. Vick in a previous complaint)
  • Wayne Gretzky
  • Michael Jordan
  • Joe Montana
  • Tony Montana (Did he play for the Dolphins? No, must be the Bengals)
  • Mickey Mantle
  • Allen Iverson

Mr. Riches© is seeking $83,000,000,000.00 in damages.

The text of the complaint, along with the details, is not available at this time. When it becomes available it will be posted here.
Note: This complaint was filed in the Ohio Northern District Court. Mr. Riches© has previously filed in: IN Northern, GA Northern, VA Eastern, MI Eastern, CA Northern, KY Western, NH, FL Southern, WY, MA, PA Eastern, NV, and SC. Is it possible that some forum shopping is going on here?

The Complaint is in: here.

yojoe© out

Other lawsuits by Mr. Riches©

Jonathan Lee Riches© v. Guantanamo Bay et al

Mr. Jonathan Lee Riches©, this time d/b/a “Secured Party,” has filed a complaint against Guantanamo Bay, The Hague, Abu Grab Prison, Soviet Gulag Archipelago, Bellevue Hospital, Tehran Iran’s Evin Prison, Riker’s Island, United States Penitentiary Coleman Florida, Auschwitz Concentration Camp, San Quentin, Chester County Prison Pennsylvania, Geneva Convention, My Lai Massacre, Attica Correctional Facility, Cool Hand Luke, Cook County Jail, Robbins Island, Bataan Death March, Alcatraz Penitentiary, Geo Group, Navy Brig Charleston S.C., “TDCJ” Texas Department Criminal Justice, Hillsborough County Jail Tampa Florida, Shawshank Redemption, Correction Corp. Of America “CCA” (collectively “Defendants”).

Plaintiff claims defendants, inter alia, engaged in a conspiracy to: 1) kidnap his mind; 2) steal his identity; 3) violate his copyrighted name; 4) force him to eat rats; and 5) subject him to microwave testing. Mr. Riches© is seeking $728 trillion dollars in damages. Plaintiff also claims that defendants have a secret headquarters where the Detroit Tigers play football.

Wait, Cool Hand Luke has a secret headquarters in Comerica Park? Also, don’t the Detroit Tigers play baseball? The author will defer to Mr. Riches©.

Mr. Riches© filed another motion in this case requesting that the court change his name in the case caption as it was incorrect in the PACER system. Also, Mr. Riches© requested the judges be disqualified pursuant to 18 U.S.C. § 455. For some reason, the judge dismissed the complaint.

yojoe© out

Other lawsuits by Mr. Riches©

Barry Bonds: Sued by Jonathan Lee Riches© from the Michael Vick Case

Mr. Riches© has now sued Barry Bonds, Allen H. “Bud” Selig, and Hank Aaron’s Bat. Yes, this is the same Mr. Jonathan Lee Riches© who sued Michael Vick for 63 billion dollars.

Mr. Riches© is suing the named defendants for, inter alia, “bat assault, illegal moonshine, skimming the books, treason, and stalking.” Mr. Riches© is also know doing business as “The White Suge Knight” evidently a reference to Marion “Suge” Knight. Mr. Riches© request the court to issue a temporary restraining order (“TRO“) prohibiting the broadcast of any MLB games. Mr. Riches© is also seeking $42 million in damages, a much lower sum than the $63 billion requested in his case against Michael Vick.

Mr. Riches© further alleges that Barry Bonds used Hank Aaron’s bat to crack the liberty bell and gave mustard gas to Saddam Hussein.

yojoe© out

Other lawsuits by Mr. Riches©.

Mr. Rod Luck of KUSI

Traveling back to San Diego brings a pleasant reminder of life by the sea: Mr. Rod Luck Mr. Luck works for a local news station in San Diego.
Rod Luck

This is the guy who learns ballet, visits local restaurants for a free meal, flirts with the octogenarians at the opening of a new drug store, plays with dogs, and generally raises the cheddar level of the greater San Diego area. He is never seen without his sunglasses, multiple bracelets, extremely-white teeth, chest mane, and overly-moussed hair. And, the guy’s name is “Rod Luck.” Only in local news and the adult industry would this be an appropriate name. If you are ever in San Diego, do yourself a favor and tune in to KUSI.


New Marines’ Hymn

This clip shows a very motivated and talented Marine eloquently explaining the drive to serve, in the wake of 9/11.

As moving as this is, it should not replace the Marines’ Hymn, if only for the selfish reason that the verse beginning “Here’s health to you and to our Corps” was difficult enough to remember.

yojoe (in motivated mode) out