Mr. Riches© has now sued Barry Bonds, Allen H. “Bud” Selig, and Hank Aaron’s Bat. Yes, this is the same Mr. Jonathan Lee Riches© who sued Michael Vick for 63 billion dollars.
Mr. Riches© is suing the named defendants for, inter alia, “bat assault, illegal moonshine, skimming the books, treason, and stalking.” Mr. Riches© is also know doing business as “The White Suge Knight” evidently a reference to Marion “Suge” Knight. Mr. Riches© request the court to issue a temporary restraining order (“TRO“) prohibiting the broadcast of any MLB games. Mr. Riches© is also seeking $42 million in damages, a much lower sum than the $63 billion requested in his case against Michael Vick.
Mr. Riches© further alleges that Barry Bonds used Hank Aaron’s bat to crack the liberty bell and gave mustard gas to Saddam Hussein.