Jonathan Lee Riches© v. Guantanamo Bay et al

Mr. Jonathan Lee Riches©, this time d/b/a “Secured Party,” has filed a complaint against Guantanamo Bay, The Hague, Abu Grab Prison, Soviet Gulag Archipelago, Bellevue Hospital, Tehran Iran’s Evin Prison, Riker’s Island, United States Penitentiary Coleman Florida, Auschwitz Concentration Camp, San Quentin, Chester County Prison Pennsylvania, Geneva Convention, My Lai Massacre, Attica Correctional Facility, Cool Hand Luke, Cook County Jail, Robbins Island, Bataan Death March, Alcatraz Penitentiary, Geo Group, Navy Brig Charleston S.C., “TDCJ” Texas Department Criminal Justice, Hillsborough County Jail Tampa Florida, Shawshank Redemption, Correction Corp. Of America “CCA” (collectively “Defendants”).

Plaintiff claims defendants, inter alia, engaged in a conspiracy to: 1) kidnap his mind; 2) steal his identity; 3) violate his copyrighted name; 4) force him to eat rats; and 5) subject him to microwave testing. Mr. Riches© is seeking $728 trillion dollars in damages. Plaintiff also claims that defendants have a secret headquarters where the Detroit Tigers play football.

Wait, Cool Hand Luke has a secret headquarters in Comerica Park? Also, don’t the Detroit Tigers play baseball? The author will defer to Mr. Riches©.

Mr. Riches© filed another motion in this case requesting that the court change his name in the case caption as it was incorrect in the PACER system. Also, Mr. Riches© requested the judges be disqualified pursuant to 18 U.S.C. § 455. For some reason, the judge dismissed the complaint.

yojoe© out

Other lawsuits by Mr. Riches©

4 Responses

  1. Good work on the link to Ace of Spades.

  2. FAL – Thanks for the kudos. What is happening with the blog? (off line if necessary)


  3. Indeed, the Tigers do play baseball. The Lions are supposed to be Detroit’s football team, but whatever the heck they’ve been doing for the last 50 years, it ain’t football.

  4. This guy is now my hero! He is good for many laughs

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