Jonathan Lee Riches© v. Michael Vick: Supplemental Evidence

In a previous post Mr. Riches©’s complaint was reported. In this original complaint, Mr. Riches© requested “63,000,000,00.00 Billion dollars” in damages. In his current filing, Jonathan Lee Riches© A/K/A “Crusader for truth” v. Michael Vick, Mr. Riches© gives further explanation and clarification about his claim. Below are some highlights:

“MICHAEL VICK IS IMPLICATING OTHER CURRENT AND FORMER ATLANTA FALCON TEAM MATES IN ILLEGAL DOG FIGHTING, SO MR. VICK CAN RECEIVE A REDUCED FEDERAL SENTENCE”

 

“MCGRUFF TOOK A BITE OUTTA MICHAL VICK”

  • Michael Vick also trained Cujo!
  • Vick paid a crock to eat Steve Irwin.
  • Sometimes when Vick gets angry he cannibalizes puppy dogs.
  • Plaintiff has also been receving threatening letters by Mr. Vick and other pseudo gangs, including: Dick Butkus, Canadian coal miners, MS 13, Lou Dobbs.
  • Plaintiff requests armed guards and Brinks security system for my cell.
  • Below is a threatening Letter from Michal Vick:
    • No one fucks with #7! You little cracker wigger boy. My football buddies are going to punt you. You better hope prison protects you. Your Dead Meat! M.V.
  • Plaintiff requests this court send this letter to the FBI Quantico Virginia lab for finger print and DNA testing.
  • On August 18, 2007, in retaliation for exposing Michael Vick, Vick again broke into my home and took my pomeranian “chops” and my cat “stix.” They have not been seen since. I put out an amber alert with no luck. Poncho from Chips patrol offered to help. Its believed Vick used my animals and Snoop Doggy Dog in L.A. dog fights.
  • Michael Vick stole my tuxedo and bowtie.

yojoe©

P.S. There is a prom picture of the JLR in the document.

3 Responses

  1. i think that’s the most genius document he has filed so far. you almost killed me with laughter there by posting that.

  2. JLR: Greatest Legal mind of our time, or of ALL time?

  3. I Think the Richie case is just another result of lax lawsuit screening by the courts of our land that will let even a handwritten document serve as an offical writing that even a 2 year old could draft. At this rate lets do away with laywers and legal secrtarries and just hand out pamphlets!! Attrocious this ever came to light in a court docket. What next Playdo fight to determin guilt?

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