Mr. Jonathan Lee Riches©, on 28AUG7, filed this complaint, entitled Jonathan Lee., Riches© v. Elvis Presley; Neverland Ranch.
Mr.Riches© who has filed lawsuits against, inter alia, Michael Vick, Barry Bonds, Don Imus, Wal-Mart, The World Wide Web, and LeBron James has now sued the King. The complaint is entitled “War Crimes” “Rock N Rollin My Brain.”
This is the text of the complaint:
- Elvis Presley is a Rock N Rollin war crime criminal. Presley is in preparation and training to be Bin Laden’s #2 deputy. Elvis plans to use his guitar in Vegas as a weapon of mass destruction.
- Oct 4th, 2002 – Elvis took my sideburns. Dec 5th, 2006 – Sold me tainted poultry. May 19th, 1972 – Elvis put a stick in my bicycle spoke. December 30th, 1973 – Defendant suffocated me with a chips Ahoy Bag. Defendant’s daughter Lisa Marie forced me to drink brazilian ethanol.
- “Love Me Tender” and “Heartbreak hotel” is copyrighted by Jonathan Lee Riches© I was hung from a Econo Lodge Balcony with Vanilla Ice by Suge Knight.
- Neverland is harboring Hitler’s army
- Neverland is a training ground for disgruntled postal workers.
- Neverland hosts nightly pagan dances
- Stop the defendant’s from selling, publishing, displaying, singing, chanting, idolizing any copyrighted material related to Jonathan Lee Riches©.
Shot but satisfying.