Jonathan Lee Riches© v. Elvis Presley, Neverland Ranch

Jonathan Lee Riches© Mr. Jonathan Lee Riches©, on 28AUG7, filed this complaint, entitled Jonathan Lee., Riches© v. Elvis Presley; Neverland Ranch.

Mr.Riches© who has filed lawsuits against, inter alia, Michael Vick, Barry Bonds, Don Imus, Wal-Mart, The World Wide Web, and LeBron James has now sued the King. The complaint is entitled “War Crimes” “Rock N Rollin My Brain.”

This is the text of the complaint:

  1. Elvis Presley is a Rock N Rollin war crime criminal. Presley is in preparation and training to be Bin Laden’s #2 deputy. Elvis plans to use his guitar in Vegas as a weapon of mass destruction.
  2. Oct 4th, 2002 – Elvis took my sideburns. Dec 5th, 2006 – Sold me tainted poultry. May 19th, 1972 – Elvis put a stick in my bicycle spoke. December 30th, 1973 – Defendant suffocated me with a chips Ahoy Bag. Defendant’s daughter Lisa Marie forced me to drink brazilian ethanol.
  • “Love Me Tender” and “Heartbreak hotel” is copyrighted by Jonathan Lee Riches© I was hung from a Econo Lodge Balcony with Vanilla Ice by Suge Knight.
  • Neverland is harboring Hitler’s army
  • Neverland is a training ground for disgruntled postal workers.
  • Neverland hosts nightly pagan dances
  • Stop the defendant’s from selling, publishing, displaying, singing, chanting, idolizing any copyrighted material related to Jonathan Lee Riches©.

Shot but satisfying.


2 Responses

  1. “May 19th, 1972 – Elvis put a stick in my bicycle spoke.”

    Damnit!! He stole another lawsuit of mine.

  2. Now that IS funny…LOL

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