Mr. Jonathan Lee Riches© (known on Dreadnaught as the “JLR”) has filed a new lawsuit against the Williams sisters and a poltergeist. For those who are acquainted with the JLR’s work this should not be surprising. For those who are just being introduced to the JLR here is some of of his previous work: Michael Vick, Barry Bonds, Don Imus, Wal-Mart, The World Wide Web, and LeBron James
Here is his latest work: Jonathan Lee Riches© v. Venus Williams, Serena Williams, Richard Williams, U.S. Open, Poltergeist. The text of the complaint:
Comes now the Plaintiff, Jonathan Lee Riches©, scared to death, in pro se, Moves this honorable court to issue an order for Defendants to respond. Motes this Respected court to Preliminary InJunctions and Temporary Restraining orders against Defendants coming near me. Plaintiff Hides and Prays for Relief.
Defendant’s are reaching through the T.V. set to grab me during the U.S. Open. A Attempted coup of my mind. The Poltergeist is roaming our airwaves and CB radio.
The Williams father has beef with me since the Nixon Era. He still rents summer homes from Randy Weaver June 17, 2007.
Tennis balls are Electrons and Neurons stolen from my head. Defendants also took Van Gogh paintings from me Aug 27, 2007
In 1999 Serena put the knife in Monica Seles shoulder.
May 6, 2004 – I taught Venus how to play table Tennis in County Jail. Senator Larry Craig uses the FCI Williamsburg bathroom Aug 29, 2007 Defendants told me they want to eat my head for supper. Defendants want to learn Identity theft from me.
Stop abusing me. Moves this court to withdraw the Williams sisters from any more Tennis Tournaments. Under Federal Rules of Civil Procedure 64, Plaintiff moves this court to seize U.S. Open Tennis balls, bring my neurons back.
Who would have thought the JLR would have an original Vincent van Gogh?