Jonathan Lee Riches© v. Curtis “50 Cent” Jackson

Jonathan Lee Riches©For those who are just being introduced to the JLR here is some of of his previous work: Michael Vick, Barry Bonds, Don Imus, Wal-Mart, The World Wide Web, Williams Sisters, and LeBron James.

The JRL’s latest work is: Jonathan Lee Riches© v. 50 Cent A/K/A Curtis “50 Cent” Jackson, complaining of copyright infringement and requesting “$35,000,000,000.00 Billion” in damages. The complaint reads as follows:

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Plaintiff Jonathan Lee Riches©, a Professional actor, model, and entertainer Broadcasts the Jonathan Lee Riches© show throughout this state. Jonathan Lee Riches© has starred in numerous Hollywood films, including as follows: Swordfish, Pee Wee’s Big Adventure, The Karate Kid, Gino Romano, Catch Me If You Can, One Night In Paris. Jonathan Lee Riches© is also a international model with Main Line Models of King of Prussia, Pennsylvania. Continue reading

Jonathan Lee Riches© v. Mike Tyson A/K/A “Iron Mike”

Jonathan Lee Riches©For those uninitiated, Jonathan Lee Riches© (he claims his names is copyrighted) is an inmate at Federal Correctional Institution (FCI) Williamsburg, SC with a penchant for litigation. His many lawsuits include: Michael Vick, Barry Bonds, Don Imus, Wal-Mart, The World Wide Web, Williams Sisters, 50 Cent, and LeBron James.

The JLR filed this current lawsuit on 10 September 2007. It deal, mainly, with an allegation that Mr. Tyson bit off the tip of his ear. Jonathan Lee Riches© v. Mike Tyson A/K/A “Iron Mike” complaining of assault and battery, seeking “$4,000,000,000 Billion dollars” in damages. The complaint reads as follows:

 

Plaintiff, Jonathan Lee Riches© is a International diamond dealer from Tampa, Florida currently staying in Sacters, South Carolina.

Defendant, Mike Tyson A/K/A “Iron Mike”, is the former Boxing Heavy Weight Champion of the World Continue reading