Open Letter to Apple

dear apple, i have an iDea


I’m really burned out on giving you shitloads of money every year simply because you’ve once again seduced my little jello-brained babies with your latest product, and raped them every twenty seconds with your neon, shadow dancing ass-muppets and hippest marketing gimmicks.

Great post.


2 Responses

  1. wow, you really let this one out!

  2. I just put the link up, Matters of Little Consequences is the site to see.


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