Jonathan Lee Riches© v. Eric Robert Rudolph, et al – “My name is Jonathan Lee Riches. I’m very high profile.”
Jonathan Lee Riches© v. Mario Armando Lavanderia Jr. – “We met on a gay Nevada chat line called “the man hole.”
Jonathan Lee Riches© v. Sami Amin Al-Arian, et al – “I’m forced to grow a beard during Shiva, Sholsim and If I shave with a razor before defendants said they will send a Jewish suicide bomber to my cell to martyr me for my sins.”
Jonathan Lee Riches© Isiah Thomas – “Isiah Thomas is an unindicted co-defendant of mine.”
Jonathan Lee Riches© v. Philip Woolston – “When I walked in, I saw Teacher Philip Woolston masturbating to a underage male porn bood called chicken little.”
Jonathan Lee Riches© v. Ben Affleck, Jennifer Garner – “I have forever brain damage from the Defendant’s violating my 6th and 5th amendment rights together.”
Wow, what a week for the JLR.