Jonathan Lee Riches© v. Ashlee Simpson; Pete Wentz

The latest lawsuit from Jonathan Lee Riches© (the JLR) is against Simpson. This time it is Ashlee not O.J.

Jonathan Lee Riches©

 

The text of the complaint reads as follows:

Defendants have been threatening and harassing Plaintiffs. FCI Williamsburg is a gulag. Plaintiffs constitutional rights are being violated by Defendants. Plaintiffs got assulted by defendants in front of Sam Goody in 2002, for not buying their CD and LP’s. Dependent’s are violating Plaintiffs due process Rights. FCI Williamsburg has no medical care, rotten food on Defendants orders Plaintiff seek a Restraining order a preliminary injunction on Defendants.

This should be a lesson to all. Buy, Ashlee Simpson’s albums or risk a beat down.

yojoe© out

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4 Responses

  1. […] details the latest lawsuit Jonathan Lee Riches© has […]

  2. Oh wow. I can’t love this guy anymore than I do. You need to start selling t-shirts and bobbleheads of JLR. I need stuff to treasure him forever.

  3. Oh, Thanks! Really funny. Big ups!

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