Jonathan Lee Riches© v. Reed Elsevier

Jonathan Lee Riches©The inmate Jonathan Lee Riches© (he asserts his names is copyrighted) has been the source of innumerable posts here at Dreadnaught, including lawsuits against: Michael Vick, Barry Bonds, Don Imus, Wal-Mart, President Bush, The World Wide Web, Williams Sisters, 50 Cent, Iron Mike Tyson, Jeff Gordon, Carrie Underwood, and LeBron James.

But his current lawsuit against Reed Elsevier, is notable because the JLR reveals a Nazi plot. Here is the text:

Reed Elsevier on 3-3-08 has my credit report on their files and sells this information to 3rd parties without my consent. This is unconstitutional. I seek a restraining order as my life is in serious danger of having my credit fall into the hands of cyber criminals and Nazi’s.

Just to get this straight. Members of the Nazi party are planning to finance the Fourth Reich using the credit of a federal prisoner who was convicted of wire fraud. Not being an expert on the matter, but it is highly unlikely that the JLR has a credit score of 800. Sorry Nazis, foiled again.

yojoe© out

One Response

  1. the fact that he’s suing the parent company of lexis-nexis makes me happy.

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