Man Gets Testicles Stuck In Deckchair

Listed under “things you hope never happen to you” is the story of Mario Visnjic, who:

had gone swimming naked in the sea at the Valalta beach in western Croatia, reports 24sata. His testicles had shrunk while in the cool sea and slipped through the wooden slats when he sat back down on his wooden deckchair. But as he lay in the sun they expanded back to normal size and got stuck between the slats.

To quote George Costanza: “I was in the pool! I was in the pool!”

yojoe out

9 Responses

  1. What’s the opposite of shrinkage?

  2. There seems to be an easy solution. Just pour cold water on the darn ba#$s and watch them get back to size:).

  3. Holy sh..

  4. oh man…that’s funny….

  5. Is that really true?

  6. Ouch!!! Hope he didn’t have to make like a muskrat caught in a hunting trap.

  7. estelle – I was not there, but the story appears to be legitimate.

    Skip Dekades – That is too horrific to contemplate.

    yojoe

  8. Next time he better put a towel down on the bench. When your testes swivel up do to cold they will release when testes are relaxed. He is lucky that a dog didnt come by and had his testes for lunch. Yum! Yum !

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