LSU Football: Trindon Holliday Fastest Player In College Football History

https://i2.wp.com/www.secsports.com/new/sports/fbc/logos/lsu.jpgThe defending national champions down in Baton Rouge are touting their junior wide receiver as the fastest player in the history of college football. They may be right Trindon Holliday , is as fast as they come. Holliday ran a 10.02 in the 100 m and he ran a 6.78 in the 60 m. The video below shows that run.

You decide if he is the fastest in the history of college football. He does have a good argument.

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Redskins Football: Cooley Wears Short Shorts

What is going on in the mind of Chris Cooley? According to his blog, The Cooley Zone, he invented “Tight End Tights Day.” This is just wrong.

Chris, you are a very good tight end, and you will only get better with Zorn’s west-coast offense. But, we do not need to see your package.

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Ninth Circuit Judge Alex Kozinski: Website Contains Transsexuals, Farm Animals, And Masturbation

Ira Isaacs is a film maker. He is currently being prosecuted for selling films depicting bestiality and deification. Presiding over the case is Judge Alex Kozinski. Nothing unusual thus far.

Now it is being reported, the Judge Kozinski maintained his own website. And on this site there were photographs of nude women painted to look like cows, a video of a man with a sexually excited farm animal, masturbation, and some transsexuals.

This should provide fecund grounds for voir dire by defense lawyers for Isaacs.

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Man Gets Testicles Stuck In Deckchair

Listed under “things you hope never happen to you” is the story of Mario Visnjic, who:

had gone swimming naked in the sea at the Valalta beach in western Croatia, reports 24sata. His testicles had shrunk while in the cool sea and slipped through the wooden slats when he sat back down on his wooden deckchair. But as he lay in the sun they expanded back to normal size and got stuck between the slats.

To quote George Costanza: “I was in the pool! I was in the pool!”

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