It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia: The Gang Wrestles for the Troops

Quotes from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia: The Gang Wrestles for the Troops.

Are you kidding, with Rowdy Roddy Piper as a guest star you know it will be great.  Also Rickety Cricket wrestles Frank.

  • Charlie Kelly
  • Unfortunately, he does not mention Milk Steak.
    • Maybe we will do an eagle screech.
    • Pigeon Boys, let’s do this!
    • I feel like pigeons are survivors, though.
    • What’s up cricket.
    • Were gonna write this great song.  It’s gonna be about how bad ass we are.
    • What happens in the ring cricket, happens in the ring.
    • Why the hell would you have a bucket of chestnuts bro?
    • That’s no prop. That’s sharp razor wire.
    • They are going to announce our name: Birds of War.
  • Mac
    • Is he foraging for his food?
    • I’m getting more of a chicken vibe.
    • Drop a beat for us.
    • We can’t let the Taliban win.
    • I don’t know what kind of bird we would be.
    • The eagles born out of thunder, he flies through the night, don’t you mess with his eggs now, or you’ll see us fight, because we have feathers, but the muscles of men, because we’re Bird of War now, but we’re also men.
  • Frank Reynolds
    • I’m the trash man.
    • I start eating garbage.
  • Dennis Reynolds
    • I want people to be able to see we aren’t just birds.
    • He was calling you the N-word.
    • I don’t feel that we are reading as eagles.
    • We are Bird Men, we are Birds of War.
  • Sweet Dee
    • For the love of God, please don’t ask him about his dick.
    • I’m not desert rose.
    • So, what’s the deal with you standing?
    • Artemis, I’m warning you, if you don’t get out of the way right now I’m gonna bring out the big guns.

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Washington Redskins Ban Signs At Games, Eject And Insult Fans

It goes without saying that the Washington Redskins are a rancid football team.  But now the team, read Daniel Snyder, has reached new lows, aside from losses to Detroit and KC.

Here are some of the highlights of the new lows for the Redskins:

  • Two fans wearing “Dumb” and “Dumber” shirts with photos of Snyder and VP Vinny Cerrato claimed security guards made them invert their shirts.
  • Fans were prohibited from chanting “We want Gruden.”
  • The team has banned media interviews of tailgating fans.
  • Fans are prohibited from having signs at the game, even signs supporting our troops in Afghanistan.  Way to go Snyder.  Great to be against the troops.
  • Redskin linebacker Robert Henson, berated Redskins fans on his Twitter page.  It Tweet: “All you fake half hearted Skins fan can .. I won’t go there but I dislike you very strongly, don’t come to Fed Ex to boo dim wits!!”
    • “half hearted” Henson, learn to tackle and to properly use phrasal adjectives.  You not good at either.

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