November 19, 2009 by yojoe
It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia: The D.E.N.N.I.S. System
The D.E.N.N.I.S. System:
D – Demonstrate Your Value
E – Engage Physically
N – Nurturing Dependence
N – Neglect Emotionally
I – Inspire Hope
S – Separate Entirely
He has banged a lot of chicks.
I’m swooping in on your chick.
So they can get to know each other more better.
He’s not D.E.N.N.I.S.ing me.
Of course we have engaged physically.
I don’t need you, I don’t need anybody. Shut up!
I would have gone in and bought a box of Magnum condoms. Thus demonstrating I have a monster dong.
I’ve got my Magnum condoms, I’ve got my wad of hundreds, I’m ready to plow.
Hello, Dr. Toboggan.
She don’t have a boyfriend.
I’m ready to plow.
That’s good, call me that from now on, Mantis.
I have a system, a fool-proof system for getting any chicks undying love and affection for life. I’m talking about the D.E.N.N.I.S. system
The D.E.N.N.I.S. system is a comprehensive approach for seduction I have developed for years.
I personally try to engage the girl physically without ever having gone on a date.
And then, naturally, we bang.
Have her car towed, or slash her tires.
Welcome to hell.
You been humping these chicks when I’m done with them?
And then, naturally, we bang.
Smooth. Very very smooth stuff, very classy. I’m learning a lot from you dude.
Your getting played big time, big time.
You don’t want to call the police.
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November 13, 2009 by yojoe
It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia: Mac & Dennis Break Up
We’re more like a dynamic duo.
I texted you 911, dude.
Jason Statham’s physic is nothing like the lineup in Predator.
It’s important to pack on mass.
You think that not eating cat food is putting on airs?
Enjoy that movie, boners.
You want a skinless apple bud.
Wow, there are a lot of cats back here.
I got your groceries, no cat food.
Your throwing my toe knife out?
We are the gruesome twosome!
I feel like I’m not flourishing.
You couldn’t think of the word words.
I swallowed some apple seeds today.
I was told I would be meeting a woman with giant breasts.
Cat in the wall, hey. Ok, now your talk’n my language.
You got to have a sidekick.
Cat’s don’t abide by the laws of nature.
I got followed here by like ten cats.
Let’s start think’n like a cat.
I would throw up now.
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October 29, 2009 by yojoe
It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia: The Gang Wrestles for the Troops.
Are you kidding, with
Rowdy Roddy Piper as a guest star you know it will be great. Also Rickety Cricket wrestles Frank.
Charlie Kelly Unfortunately, he does not mention
Maybe we will do an eagle screech.
Pigeon Boys, let’s do this!
I feel like pigeons are survivors, though.
What’s up cricket.
Were gonna write this great song. It’s gonna be about how bad ass we are.
What happens in the ring cricket, happens in the ring.
Why the hell would you have a bucket of chestnuts bro?
That’s no prop. That’s sharp razor wire.
They are going to announce our name: Birds of War.
Is he foraging for his food?
I’m getting more of a chicken vibe.
Drop a beat for us.
We can’t let the Taliban win.
I don’t know what kind of bird we would be.
The eagles born out of thunder, he flies through the night, don’t you mess with his eggs now, or you’ll see us fight, because we have feathers, but the muscles of men, because we’re Bird of War now, but we’re also men.
I’m the trash man.
I start eating garbage.
I want people to be able to see we aren’t just birds.
He was calling you the N-word.
I don’t feel that we are reading as eagles.
We are Bird Men, we are Birds of War.
For the love of God, please don’t ask him about his dick.
I’m not desert rose.
So, what’s the deal with you standing?
Artemis, I’m warning you, if you don’t get out of the way right now I’m gonna bring out the big guns.
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October 29, 2009 by yojoe
It goes without saying that the Washington Redskins are a rancid football team. But now the team, read Daniel Snyder, has reached new lows, aside from losses to Detroit and KC.
Here are some of the highlights of the new lows for the Redskins:
Two fans wearing “Dumb” and “Dumber” shirts with photos of Snyder and VP Vinny Cerrato claimed security guards made them invert their shirts. Fans were
prohibited from chanting “We want Gruden.” The team has
banned media interviews of tailgating fans. Fans are
prohibited from having signs at the game, even signs supporting our troops in Afghanistan. Way to go Snyder. Great to be against the troops. Redskin linebacker
Robert Henson, berated Redskins fans on his Twitter page. It Tweet: “All you fake half hearted Skins fan can .. I won’t go there but I dislike you very strongly, don’t come to Fed Ex to boo dim wits!!”
“half hearted” Henson, learn to tackle and to properly use
phrasal adjectives. You not good at either.
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October 16, 2009 by yojoe
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1 Gallon Boiling Milk
Bring the milk to a rolling boil, then add the steak. It is best served boiled over hard. For a side dish you should consider a bowl of jelly beans, raw.
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October 12, 2009 by yojoe
It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia: The World Series Defense
I got a pretty good thing going with
green man. Passionate fans, we got to hammer something.
We are going to do a Charlie 1 2.
Don’t big league me man. character
I got hammed so hard.
I’m calling kangaroo court.
I’m not watching this game sober.
I don’t appreciate being paraphrased. Now I choose my words very deliberately.
I absolutely have the upper-body strength to accomplish that.
When ever there is a potential riot, I’m getting blasted on grain alcohol.
Balls! They are fumigating the building for bed bugs.
I can’t read every flyer that gets slipped under the door.
The bug bomb bastards took them.
I’m blasting bear chest the whole time.
Can we not base out decisions on what does or does not work on episodes of
Scooby-Doo. We are not gonna be waste’n our fine grain alcohol on your bug bites.
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October 9, 2009 by yojoe
It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia: The Gang Gives Frank an Intervention
It’s not grease it’s sap.
I don’t know how many years on this Earth I got left, I’m gonna get real weird with it.
Block the wind I’m gonna roast this bone.
We did a bunch of those Monster energy drinks and dry humped. I think she gave me poison ivy.
Look Snail, back off, you’re just mash’n it now.
You might want to be armed at this intervention.
When was the last time we played nightcrawlers, Frank.
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