Jonathan Lee Riches© Update: Suits Aginst A Phone Number And NFL Network

Even for the JLR this is an daft lawsuit. He has now sued a phone number. In Jonathan Lee Riches© v. (202)456-1414, he has sued the White House main number. Here are some portions:

  • I want a pardon.
  • Defendant will not give me a pardon but will give Lewis Libby one.

Have phone numbers now been delegated pardon power?

The JLR has also sued the NFL and NFL Network.

  • I’m personally offended of all of Defendants and their Actions.
  • Football is a dangerous sport that has gotten too many children injured.
  • I played [football] and got a bruise on my thigh and on my chin.
  • The NFL influences violence.
  • From watching NFL violence and for George Michel to look into players steroid use.

It is not a stretch to envision the JLR sharing a cell with an NFL player, so maybe they can work this out.

yojoe© out

Jonathan Lee Riches© v. Philip Woolston, Steve Jobs, Apple Computer, Inc

For the JLR, this is a rather strange pleading. In October 2007, the JLR filed a complaint against Philip Woolston, Steve Jobs, and Apple Computer, Inc. for “Sexual Harassment With Apple Gadgets.” Then, in November 2007, the JLR filed a “Motion to Withdraw Case.”

The following is from the motion:

Comes now the Plaintiff, Jonathan Lee Riches©, in pro se, moves this Honorable Court to withdraw this case. Plaintiff has been having serious mental nightmares, Philip Woolston and Apple Computers sexually assaulted me in my dreams not in real life. I can’t sue a dream. Continue reading

Jonathan Lee Riches© v. No Child Left Behind Act

Evidently, the JLR is not satisfied with the education he received, as he explains in this complaint entitled “The Government Left Me Behind the Gates of FCI Williamsburg.” Below are highlights from the complaint:

I want an Education.
The United Negro college fund won’t Answer my letters for a transfer to Morehouse College to do prison time. Continue reading

Jonathan Lee Riches© v. Ohio State Buckeyes, Jim Tressel, Gene Smith, et al

In a complaint entitled “Football Conspiracy / Very Weak Schedule,” the JLR (d/b/a “Dr. Blood’s Orgy of Organs”) has fixed is litigation sights on Ohio State. Here are some highlights from the complaint:

  • I’m offended at Ohio State plays a weak schedule on purpose to get a high rating.
  • They play Akron, Youngstown State, Kent State who purposely lost those games. Continue reading

Jonathan Lee Riches© v. Louisiana State University, LSU Tigers, Les Miles

Jonathan Lee Riches© (he asserts his names is copyrighted) he is an inmate at Federal Correctional Institution (FCI) Williamsburg, SC with a penchant for litigation.

In his latest lawsuit the JLR aka “Dr. Blood’s Orgy of Organs” has named Louisiana State University, LSU Tigers, Les Miles, Skip Bertman, and Baton Rouge. Below are some excerpts from the complaint.

“BCS Ranking Fraud / Jumping Spots in Line”

  • This is a major scam defendants committed.
  • Their players and staff threatened the U.S.A. Today Top 25 Coach’s poll and Blackmailed them to jump from #7 to #2 in the rankings. Continue reading

Jonathan Lee Riches© v. Benazir Bhutto, Pervez Musharraf, Pakistan President, INS

For those uninitiated, Jonathan Lee Riches© (he asserts his names is copyrighted) he is an inmate at Federal Correctional Institution (FCI) Williamsburg, SC with a penchant for litigation. His many lawsuits include: Michael Vick, Barry Bonds, Don Imus, Wal-Mart, President Bush, The World Wide Web, Williams Sisters, 50 Cent, Iron Mike Tyson, Jeff Gordon, Carrie Underwood, and LeBron James

Apparently there is more then one Jonathan Lee Riches. As this lawsuit, entitled “I’m being Deported to Pakistan,” explains, Pakistan wants one of the Jonathan Lee Riches. Below are excerpts of the complaint.

    • JLR . . . moves this Honorable Court to Issue a TRO Temporary Restraining order against Defendants stopping my extradition to Pakistan in March 2012 because I will be tortured by the Defendants and the Pakistani Government. Continue reading

Jonathan Lee Riches© v. John W. Hinckley Jr., Jodie Foster, Et Al.

In a complaint entitled, Jonathan Lee Riches©, Plaintiff v. John W. Hinckley Jr.; Jodie Foster; St. Elizabeths Hospital; James Brady; Timothy McCarthy;Thomas DeLahanty. The JLR has sued John Hinckley.

Highlights from the complaint:

  • Seeking 25 Million dollars from Defendants for 8th amendment violations of cruel and unusual Punishment.The prison thinks I’m the next John Hinckley.
  • The prison is afraid I use my Lawsuits as a weapon of mass destruction . . . Continue reading