Kenny Powers On Trusting Women

From Eastbound & Down

Kenny Powers,

“A lot of people say Kenny Powers is a woman hater. That’s not true. I love women, every f***ing one of them, even the ugly-as-sh** ones. But don’t ask me to trust them, not even nuns. Because every pair of ti** comes with a gaping hole of need that even Kenny Powers can’t fill.”

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Kenny Powers On Fighting

From Eastbound & Down

Kenny Powers, “I’m not going to stop yelling because that would mean I lost the fight!”

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Kenny Powers On Fundamentals

From Eastbound & Down

Kenny Powers: “Fundamentals are a crutch for the talentless.”

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Kenny Powers Official Website

New HBO Show: Eastbound & Down

The new HBO Eastbound & Down show stars Danny McBride as Kenny Powers, a 35-year-old ex MLB pitcher who is forced to return to his home town to be a P.E. teacher.  The story is exactly what you would expect if John Rocker was forced to go back to his home town.

The show’s executive producers are Will Ferrel and Adam McKay.  The men from funny or Die who brought you Pearl in The Landlord and Good Cop, Baby Cop.

The show is great, at least the first episode was.  To give you an idea, Kenny Powers’s motto is “You’re F**Kin’ Out, I’m F**kin’ In!”  What more could one ask for?

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