New Addition to Blogroll: lifeofdunbar

Are you a government employee, federal or state?  If so, you will enjoy the reflections in the newest addition to Dreadnaught’s blogroll: lifeofdunbar

Sample:

This blog is for those who possess the faculties of reason yet somehow thrive in service to their country.

A respite for those who understand the government and who are frightened by that very fact.

Enjoy

yojoe out

It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia: The D.E.N.N.I.S. System

Quotes from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia: The D.E.N.N.I.S. System

The D.E.N.N.I.S. System:cast-GlennHowerton

      • D – Demonstrate Your Value
      • E – Engage Physically
      • N – Nurturing Dependence
      • N – Neglect Emotionally
      • I – Inspire Hope
      • S – Separate Entirely
  • Mac
    • He has banged a lot of chicks.
    • Separate entirely.
    • Men stuff!
    • I’m swooping in on your chick.
    • So they can get to know each other more better.
  • Sweet Dee
    • He’s not D.E.N.N.I.S.ing me.
    • Of course we have engaged physically.
    • I don’t need you, I don’t need anybody.  Shut up!
  • Frank Reynolds
    • I would have gone in and bought a box of Magnum condoms.  Thus demonstrating I have a monster dong.
    • I’ve got my Magnum condoms, I’ve got my wad of hundreds, I’m ready to plow.
    • Hello, Dr. Toboggan.
    • She don’t have a boyfriend.
    • I’m ready to plow.
    • That’s good, call me that from now on, Mantis.
  • Dennis Reynolds
    • I have a system, a fool-proof system for getting any chicks undying love and affection for life.  I’m talking about the D.E.N.N.I.S. system
    • The D.E.N.N.I.S. system is a comprehensive approach for seduction I have developed for years.
    • I personally try to engage the girl physically without ever having gone on a date.
    • And then, naturally, we bang.
    • Have her car towed, or slash her tires.
    • Welcome to hell.
    • You been humping these chicks when I’m done with them?
    • And then, naturally, we bang.
  • Charlie Kelly
    • Smooth. Very very smooth stuff, very classy.  I’m learning a lot from you dude.
    • Your getting played big time, big time.
    • You don’t want to call the police. Continue reading

Blogroll Addition: The "Blog" of "Unnecessary" Quotation Marks

If you have ever noted the myriad grammatical faux pas visited upon the signage across the country, this blog is for you: the “blog” of “unnecessary” quotation marks

apostrophe

Here is a prior post with a very unusual urinal sign.

yojoe out

It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia: The Gang Wrestles for the Troops

Quotes from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia: The Gang Wrestles for the Troops.

Are you kidding, with Rowdy Roddy Piper as a guest star you know it will be great.  Also Rickety Cricket wrestles Frank.

  • Charlie Kelly
  • Unfortunately, he does not mention Milk Steak.
    • Maybe we will do an eagle screech.
    • Pigeon Boys, let’s do this!
    • I feel like pigeons are survivors, though.
    • What’s up cricket.
    • Were gonna write this great song.  It’s gonna be about how bad ass we are.
    • What happens in the ring cricket, happens in the ring.
    • Why the hell would you have a bucket of chestnuts bro?
    • That’s no prop. That’s sharp razor wire.
    • They are going to announce our name: Birds of War.
  • Mac
    • Is he foraging for his food?
    • I’m getting more of a chicken vibe.
    • Drop a beat for us.
    • We can’t let the Taliban win.
    • I don’t know what kind of bird we would be.
    • The eagles born out of thunder, he flies through the night, don’t you mess with his eggs now, or you’ll see us fight, because we have feathers, but the muscles of men, because we’re Bird of War now, but we’re also men.
  • Frank Reynolds
    • I’m the trash man.
    • I start eating garbage.
  • Dennis Reynolds
    • I want people to be able to see we aren’t just birds.
    • He was calling you the N-word.
    • I don’t feel that we are reading as eagles.
    • We are Bird Men, we are Birds of War.
  • Sweet Dee
    • For the love of God, please don’t ask him about his dick.
    • I’m not desert rose.
    • So, what’s the deal with you standing?
    • Artemis, I’m warning you, if you don’t get out of the way right now I’m gonna bring out the big guns.

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It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia: The World Series Defense

Quotes from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia: The World Series Defense

  • Charlie Kelly
    • I got a pretty good thing going with green man.
    • Passionate fans, we got to hammer something.
    • We are going to do a Charlie 1 2.
    • Don’t big league me man. character
    • I got hammed so hard.
    • I’m calling kangaroo court.
  • Mac
    • I’m not watching this game sober.
    • I don’t appreciate being paraphrased.  Now I choose my words very deliberately.
    • I absolutely have the upper-body strength to accomplish that.
    • When ever there is a potential riot, I’m getting blasted on grain alcohol.
  • Frank Reynolds
    • Balls!  They are fumigating the building for bed bugs.
    • I can’t read every flyer that gets slipped under the door.
    • The bug bomb bastards took them.
  • Dennis Reynolds
    • I’m blasting bear chest the whole time.
    • Riot punch.
    • Can we not base out decisions on what does or does not work on episodes of Scooby-Doo.
    • We are not gonna be waste’n our fine grain alcohol on your bug bites.
  • Sweet Dee

It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia: The Gang Gives Frank an Intervention

Quotes from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia: The Gang Gives Frank an Interventionimgres

Frank Reynolds

  • It’s not grease it’s sap.
  • I don’t know how many years on this Earth I got left, I’m gonna get real weird with it.
  • Block the wind I’m gonna roast this bone.
  • We did a bunch of those Monster energy drinks and dry humped.  I think she gave me poison ivy.
  • Look Snail, back off, you’re just mash’n it now.

Charlie Kelly

  • You might want to be armed at this intervention.
  • When was the last time we played nightcrawlers, Frank.

Dennis Reynolds

Sweet Dee

It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia: The Gang Exploits the Mortgage Crisis

Quotes from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia:

Charlie Kelly

  • Hummingbirds are a legal tender.
  • Now, let’s say you and I go toe to toe on bird law, and see how comes out the victor.
  • I’m trying to get satisfied from this dude.

Mac

  • We have to kill the kids because they have seen our faces.
  • How about I take your wife upstairs and show her what it’s like to be deep inside a really big house. Continue reading