Quotes from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia: The D.E.N.N.I.S. System
-
-
- D – Demonstrate Your Value
- E – Engage Physically
- N – Nurturing Dependence
- N – Neglect Emotionally
- I – Inspire Hope
- S – Separate Entirely
-
- Mac
- He has banged a lot of chicks.
- Separate entirely.
- Men stuff!
- I’m swooping in on your chick.
- So they can get to know each other more better.
- Sweet Dee
- He’s not D.E.N.N.I.S.ing me.
- Of course we have engaged physically.
- I don’t need you, I don’t need anybody. Shut up!
- Frank Reynolds
- I would have gone in and bought a box of Magnum condoms. Thus demonstrating I have a monster dong.
- I’ve got my Magnum condoms, I’ve got my wad of hundreds, I’m ready to plow.
- Hello, Dr. Toboggan.
- She don’t have a boyfriend.
- I’m ready to plow.
- That’s good, call me that from now on, Mantis.
- Dennis Reynolds
- I have a system, a fool-proof system for getting any chicks undying love and affection for life. I’m talking about the D.E.N.N.I.S. system
- The D.E.N.N.I.S. system is a comprehensive approach for seduction I have developed for years.
- I personally try to engage the girl physically without ever having gone on a date.
- And then, naturally, we bang.
- Have her car towed, or slash her tires.
- Welcome to hell.
- You been humping these chicks when I’m done with them?
- And then, naturally, we bang.
- Charlie Kelly
- Smooth. Very very smooth stuff, very classy. I’m learning a lot from you dude.
- Your getting played big time, big time.
- You don’t want to call the police. Continue reading
Filed under: Charlie Kelly, Dennis Reynolds, Entertainment, Frank Reynolds, Humor, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Mac, Sweat Dee, Television | Tagged: always sunny in philadelphia quotes mac, d.e.n.n.i.s. system, d.e.n.n.i.s. system quotes, dennis system quotes, denny mac's rub, frank reynolds - the trashman, it's always sunny in philadelphia quotes, mac and dennis break up quotes, milk steak always sunny quote, the d.e.n.n.i.s. system quotes, the dennis system quotes | 5 Comments »