It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia: The D.E.N.N.I.S. System

Quotes from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia: The D.E.N.N.I.S. System

The D.E.N.N.I.S. System:cast-GlennHowerton

      • D – Demonstrate Your Value
      • E – Engage Physically
      • N – Nurturing Dependence
      • N – Neglect Emotionally
      • I – Inspire Hope
      • S – Separate Entirely
  • Mac
    • He has banged a lot of chicks.
    • Separate entirely.
    • Men stuff!
    • I’m swooping in on your chick.
    • So they can get to know each other more better.
  • Sweet Dee
    • He’s not D.E.N.N.I.S.ing me.
    • Of course we have engaged physically.
    • I don’t need you, I don’t need anybody.  Shut up!
  • Frank Reynolds
    • I would have gone in and bought a box of Magnum condoms.  Thus demonstrating I have a monster dong.
    • I’ve got my Magnum condoms, I’ve got my wad of hundreds, I’m ready to plow.
    • Hello, Dr. Toboggan.
    • She don’t have a boyfriend.
    • I’m ready to plow.
    • That’s good, call me that from now on, Mantis.
  • Dennis Reynolds
    • I have a system, a fool-proof system for getting any chicks undying love and affection for life.  I’m talking about the D.E.N.N.I.S. system
    • The D.E.N.N.I.S. system is a comprehensive approach for seduction I have developed for years.
    • I personally try to engage the girl physically without ever having gone on a date.
    • And then, naturally, we bang.
    • Have her car towed, or slash her tires.
    • Welcome to hell.
    • You been humping these chicks when I’m done with them?
    • And then, naturally, we bang.
  • Charlie Kelly
    • Smooth. Very very smooth stuff, very classy.  I’m learning a lot from you dude.
    • Your getting played big time, big time.
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It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia: Mac & Dennis Break Up

Quotes from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia: Mac & Dennis Break Up

  • Mac
    • We’re more like a dynamic duo.castRobMcElhenney_thumb
    • I texted you 911, dude.
    • Jason Statham’s physic is nothing like the lineup in Predator.
    • It’s important to pack on mass.
    • You think that not eating cat food is putting on airs?
  • Sweet Dee
    • Enjoy that movie, boners.
    • You want a skinless apple bud.
    • Wow, there are a lot of cats back here.
  • Frank Reynolds
    • I got your groceries, no cat food.
    • Your throwing my toe knife out?
    • We are the gruesome twosome!
  • Dennis Reynolds
    • I feel like I’m not flourishing.
    • You couldn’t think of the word words.
    • I swallowed some apple seeds today.
    • I was told I would be meeting a woman with giant breasts.
  • Charlie Kelly
    • Cat in the wall, hey.  Ok, now your talk’n my language.
    • You got to have a sidekick.
    • Cat’s don’t abide by the laws of nature.
    • I got followed here by like ten cats.
    • Let’s start think’n like a cat.
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It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia: The Gang Wrestles for the Troops

Quotes from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia: The Gang Wrestles for the Troops.

Are you kidding, with Rowdy Roddy Piper as a guest star you know it will be great.  Also Rickety Cricket wrestles Frank.

  • Charlie Kelly
  • Unfortunately, he does not mention Milk Steak.
    • Maybe we will do an eagle screech.
    • Pigeon Boys, let’s do this!
    • I feel like pigeons are survivors, though.
    • What’s up cricket.
    • Were gonna write this great song.  It’s gonna be about how bad ass we are.
    • What happens in the ring cricket, happens in the ring.
    • Why the hell would you have a bucket of chestnuts bro?
    • That’s no prop. That’s sharp razor wire.
    • They are going to announce our name: Birds of War.
  • Mac
    • Is he foraging for his food?
    • I’m getting more of a chicken vibe.
    • Drop a beat for us.
    • We can’t let the Taliban win.
    • I don’t know what kind of bird we would be.
    • The eagles born out of thunder, he flies through the night, don’t you mess with his eggs now, or you’ll see us fight, because we have feathers, but the muscles of men, because we’re Bird of War now, but we’re also men.
  • Frank Reynolds
    • I’m the trash man.
    • I start eating garbage.
  • Dennis Reynolds
    • I want people to be able to see we aren’t just birds.
    • He was calling you the N-word.
    • I don’t feel that we are reading as eagles.
    • We are Bird Men, we are Birds of War.
  • Sweet Dee
    • For the love of God, please don’t ask him about his dick.
    • I’m not desert rose.
    • So, what’s the deal with you standing?
    • Artemis, I’m warning you, if you don’t get out of the way right now I’m gonna bring out the big guns.

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Washington Redskins Ban Signs At Games, Eject And Insult Fans

It goes without saying that the Washington Redskins are a rancid football team.  But now the team, read Daniel Snyder, has reached new lows, aside from losses to Detroit and KC.

Here are some of the highlights of the new lows for the Redskins:

  • Two fans wearing “Dumb” and “Dumber” shirts with photos of Snyder and VP Vinny Cerrato claimed security guards made them invert their shirts.
  • Fans were prohibited from chanting “We want Gruden.”
  • The team has banned media interviews of tailgating fans.
  • Fans are prohibited from having signs at the game, even signs supporting our troops in Afghanistan.  Way to go Snyder.  Great to be against the troops.
  • Redskin linebacker Robert Henson, berated Redskins fans on his Twitter page.  It Tweet: “All you fake half hearted Skins fan can .. I won’t go there but I dislike you very strongly, don’t come to Fed Ex to boo dim wits!!”
    • “half hearted” Henson, learn to tackle and to properly use phrasal adjectives.  You not good at either.

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Recipe For Milk Steak

For a delicious meal of Milk Steak you will need the following ingredients, remember to buy the most succulent  meat and the freshest milk :

  1. T-Bone Steak
  2. 1 Gallon Boiling Milk

Bring the milk to a rolling boil, then add the steak.  It is best served boiled over hard.  For a side dish you should consider a bowl of jelly beans, raw.

One famous lover of this dish is Charlie Kelly.

It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia: The World Series Defense

Quotes from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia: The World Series Defense

  • Charlie Kelly
    • I got a pretty good thing going with green man.
    • Passionate fans, we got to hammer something.
    • We are going to do a Charlie 1 2.
    • Don’t big league me man. character
    • I got hammed so hard.
    • I’m calling kangaroo court.
  • Mac
    • I’m not watching this game sober.
    • I don’t appreciate being paraphrased.  Now I choose my words very deliberately.
    • I absolutely have the upper-body strength to accomplish that.
    • When ever there is a potential riot, I’m getting blasted on grain alcohol.
  • Frank Reynolds
    • Balls!  They are fumigating the building for bed bugs.
    • I can’t read every flyer that gets slipped under the door.
    • The bug bomb bastards took them.
  • Dennis Reynolds
    • I’m blasting bear chest the whole time.
    • Riot punch.
    • Can we not base out decisions on what does or does not work on episodes of Scooby-Doo.
    • We are not gonna be waste’n our fine grain alcohol on your bug bites.
  • Sweet Dee

It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia: The Gang Gives Frank an Intervention

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Frank Reynolds

  • It’s not grease it’s sap.
  • I don’t know how many years on this Earth I got left, I’m gonna get real weird with it.
  • Block the wind I’m gonna roast this bone.
  • We did a bunch of those Monster energy drinks and dry humped.  I think she gave me poison ivy.
  • Look Snail, back off, you’re just mash’n it now.

Charlie Kelly

  • You might want to be armed at this intervention.
  • When was the last time we played nightcrawlers, Frank.

Dennis Reynolds

Sweet Dee