It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia: The D.E.N.N.I.S. System

Quotes from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia: The D.E.N.N.I.S. System

The D.E.N.N.I.S. System:

• • • D – Demonstrate Your Value
    • E – Engage Physically
    • N – Nurturing Dependence
    • N – Neglect Emotionally
    • I – Inspire Hope
    • S – Separate Entirely
• Mac
  • He has banged a lot of chicks.
  • Separate entirely.
  • Men stuff!
  • I’m swooping in on your chick.
  • So they can get to know each other more better.
• Sweet Dee
  • He’s not D.E.N.N.I.S.ing me.
  • Of course we have engaged physically.
  • I don’t need you, I don’t need anybody.  Shut up!
• Frank Reynolds
  • I would have gone in and bought a box of Magnum condoms.  Thus demonstrating I have a monster dong.
  • I’ve got my Magnum condoms, I’ve got my wad of hundreds, I’m ready to plow.
  • Hello, Dr. Toboggan.
  • She don’t have a boyfriend.
  • I’m ready to plow.
  • That’s good, call me that from now on, Mantis.
• Dennis Reynolds
  • I have a system, a fool-proof system for getting any chicks undying love and affection for life.  I’m talking about the D.E.N.N.I.S. system
  • The D.E.N.N.I.S. system is a comprehensive approach for seduction I have developed for years.
  • I personally try to engage the girl physically without ever having gone on a date.
  • And then, naturally, we bang.
  • Have her car towed, or slash her tires.
  • Welcome to hell.
  • You been humping these chicks when I’m done with them?
  • And then, naturally, we bang.
• Charlie Kelly
  • Smooth. Very very smooth stuff, very classy.  I’m learning a lot from you dude.
  • Your getting played big time, big time.
  • You don’t want to call the police.