It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia: The D.E.N.N.I.S. System

Quotes from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia: The D.E.N.N.I.S. System

The D.E.N.N.I.S. System:

• • • D – Demonstrate Your Value
    • E – Engage Physically
    • N – Nurturing Dependence
    • N – Neglect Emotionally
    • I – Inspire Hope
    • S – Separate Entirely
• Mac
  • He has banged a lot of chicks.
  • Separate entirely.
  • Men stuff!
  • I’m swooping in on your chick.
  • So they can get to know each other more better.
• Sweet Dee
  • He’s not D.E.N.N.I.S.ing me.
  • Of course we have engaged physically.
  • I don’t need you, I don’t need anybody.  Shut up!
• Frank Reynolds
  • I would have gone in and bought a box of Magnum condoms.  Thus demonstrating I have a monster dong.
  • I’ve got my Magnum condoms, I’ve got my wad of hundreds, I’m ready to plow.
  • Hello, Dr. Toboggan.
  • She don’t have a boyfriend.
  • I’m ready to plow.
  • That’s good, call me that from now on, Mantis.
• Dennis Reynolds
  • I have a system, a fool-proof system for getting any chicks undying love and affection for life.  I’m talking about the D.E.N.N.I.S. system
  • The D.E.N.N.I.S. system is a comprehensive approach for seduction I have developed for years.
  • I personally try to engage the girl physically without ever having gone on a date.
  • And then, naturally, we bang.
  • Have her car towed, or slash her tires.
  • Welcome to hell.
  • You been humping these chicks when I’m done with them?
  • And then, naturally, we bang.
• Charlie Kelly
  • Smooth. Very very smooth stuff, very classy.  I’m learning a lot from you dude.
  • Your getting played big time, big time.
  • You don’t want to call the police.

It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia: Mac & Dennis Break Up

Quotes from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia: Mac & Dennis Break Up

• Mac
  • We’re more like a dynamic duo.
  • I texted you 911, dude.
  • Jason Statham’s physic is nothing like the lineup in Predator.
  • It’s important to pack on mass.
  • You think that not eating cat food is putting on airs?
• Sweet Dee
  • Enjoy that movie, boners.
  • You want a skinless apple bud.
  • Wow, there are a lot of cats back here.
• Frank Reynolds
  • I got your groceries, no cat food.
  • Your throwing my toe knife out?
  • We are the gruesome twosome!
• Dennis Reynolds
  • I feel like I’m not flourishing.
  • You couldn’t think of the word words.
  • I swallowed some apple seeds today.
  • I was told I would be meeting a woman with giant breasts.
• Charlie Kelly
  • Cat in the wall, hey.  Ok, now your talk’n my language.
  • You got to have a sidekick.
  • Cat’s don’t abide by the laws of nature.
  • I got followed here by like ten cats.
  • Let’s start think’n like a cat.
  • I would throw up now.