It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia: The Gang Wrestles for the Troops

Quotes from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia: The Gang Wrestles for the Troops.

Are you kidding, with Rowdy Roddy Piper as a guest star you know it will be great.  Also Rickety Cricket wrestles Frank.

  • Charlie Kelly
  • Unfortunately, he does not mention Milk Steak.
    • Maybe we will do an eagle screech.
    • Pigeon Boys, let’s do this!
    • I feel like pigeons are survivors, though.
    • What’s up cricket.
    • Were gonna write this great song.  It’s gonna be about how bad ass we are.
    • What happens in the ring cricket, happens in the ring.
    • Why the hell would you have a bucket of chestnuts bro?
    • That’s no prop. That’s sharp razor wire.
    • They are going to announce our name: Birds of War.
  • Mac
    • Is he foraging for his food?
    • I’m getting more of a chicken vibe.
    • Drop a beat for us.
    • We can’t let the Taliban win.
    • I don’t know what kind of bird we would be.
    • The eagles born out of thunder, he flies through the night, don’t you mess with his eggs now, or you’ll see us fight, because we have feathers, but the muscles of men, because we’re Bird of War now, but we’re also men.
  • Frank Reynolds
    • I’m the trash man.
    • I start eating garbage.
  • Dennis Reynolds
    • I want people to be able to see we aren’t just birds.
    • He was calling you the N-word.
    • I don’t feel that we are reading as eagles.
    • We are Bird Men, we are Birds of War.
  • Sweet Dee
    • For the love of God, please don’t ask him about his dick.
    • I’m not desert rose.
    • So, what’s the deal with you standing?
    • Artemis, I’m warning you, if you don’t get out of the way right now I’m gonna bring out the big guns.

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Washington Redskins Ban Signs At Games, Eject And Insult Fans

It goes without saying that the Washington Redskins are a rancid football team.  But now the team, read Daniel Snyder, has reached new lows, aside from losses to Detroit and KC.

Here are some of the highlights of the new lows for the Redskins:

  • Two fans wearing “Dumb” and “Dumber” shirts with photos of Snyder and VP Vinny Cerrato claimed security guards made them invert their shirts.
  • Fans were prohibited from chanting “We want Gruden.”
  • The team has banned media interviews of tailgating fans.
  • Fans are prohibited from having signs at the game, even signs supporting our troops in Afghanistan.  Way to go Snyder.  Great to be against the troops.
  • Redskin linebacker Robert Henson, berated Redskins fans on his Twitter page.  It Tweet: “All you fake half hearted Skins fan can .. I won’t go there but I dislike you very strongly, don’t come to Fed Ex to boo dim wits!!”
    • “half hearted” Henson, learn to tackle and to properly use phrasal adjectives.  You not good at either.

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Notes On Refinancing A Home

Having just completed the paperwork necessary to refinance a home mortgage, it is appropriate to share a few thoughts.

First, there is a reason people hate lawyers, to wit, the preposterous number of signatures required.  For a simple refinance, same residence no second mortgage, it required a total of 32 signatures and 14 initials to consummate all of the necessary documents.

Second, why is it essential to disclose one’s race and ethnicity to borrow money?

Third, it was in sum a positive move.  The refinance resulted in a 5-1 ARM at %4.5.

yojoe out

P.S.   Premier Lending Group, Brian Baker,  was very helpful in making this loan happen.

Charlie Weis Claims Moral Victory After Loss To USC

Note Dame coach, Charlie “I Looked at Myself and Saw a Disaster” Weis clamed the 2009 loss to USC was a moral victory.  Irish fans have to understand that Weis can not turn this team around in just five seasons, despite the fact that his team will, in “every game . . . have a decided schematic advantage.”  You must understand, he is suffering from the poor recruiting done by Ty Willingham.

Again, you can not expect Weis to turn the program around in just five seasons.  It has taken a number of head coaches to get their teams to national championships.  Nick Saban did it in his 4th season, Pete Carroll did it in his 3rd season, Bob Stoops did it in his 2nd season, and Urban Meyer did it in his 2nd season.  Well, those are all less than the five seasons Weis has had, but it is different for Weis.  Not sure how it is different, but it is.

It can not be Charlie Weis’s fault, he is just too great of a coach.  Remember Charlie Weis making history last season by losing to Navy for the first time in 44 years.  That was also Willingham’s fault.  Don’t blame Weis.

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