It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia: The Gang Wrestles for the Troops

Quotes from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia: The Gang Wrestles for the Troops.

Are you kidding, with Rowdy Roddy Piper as a guest star you know it will be great.  Also Rickety Cricket wrestles Frank.

• Charlie Kelly
• Unfortunately, he does not mention Milk Steak.
  • Maybe we will do an eagle screech.
  • Pigeon Boys, let’s do this!
  • I feel like pigeons are survivors, though.
  • What’s up cricket.
  • Were gonna write this great song.  It’s gonna be about how bad ass we are.
  • What happens in the ring cricket, happens in the ring.
  • Why the hell would you have a bucket of chestnuts bro?
  • That’s no prop. That’s sharp razor wire.
  • They are going to announce our name: Birds of War.
• Mac
  • Is he foraging for his food?
  • I’m getting more of a chicken vibe.
  • Drop a beat for us.
  • We can’t let the Taliban win.
  • I don’t know what kind of bird we would be.
  • The eagles born out of thunder, he flies through the night, don’t you mess with his eggs now, or you’ll see us fight, because we have feathers, but the muscles of men, because we’re Bird of War now, but we’re also men.
• Frank Reynolds
  • I’m the trash man.
  • I start eating garbage.
• Dennis Reynolds
  • I want people to be able to see we aren’t just birds.
  • He was calling you the N-word.
  • I don’t feel that we are reading as eagles.
  • We are Bird Men, we are Birds of War.
• Sweet Dee
  • For the love of God, please don’t ask him about his dick.
  • I’m not desert rose.
  • So, what’s the deal with you standing?
  • Artemis, I’m warning you, if you don’t get out of the way right now I’m gonna bring out the big guns.