Most Valuable College Football Teams

At YMSWWC TtT has a great post about the Most Valuable College Football Teams as valued by Forbes.

    1. Notre Lame Dame. Value 101 Million. Clearly there’s a lot of morons out there who pull for losing teams.
    2. Texas. Value 92 Million. Thank part-time pot head Matthew McConaughey for that.
    3. Georgia Value 90 Million. Might third on Forbes list but second in SEC east. (Snicker)
    4. Michigan Value 85 Million. That number might drop after the Appy State loss.
    5. Florida Value 84 Million. I wonder if that includes the stolen items and drug money.
    6. LSU Value 76 Million. People love corn dogs, at least the fan love smelling like them.
    7. The Good Guys. Tennessee Value 74 Million GO VOLS!
    8. Auburn Value 73 Million. War (Cha Ching) Eagle
    9. Satan’s team Alabama Value 72 Million. Even at this Auburn beats them.
    10. Ohio State Value71 Million. They’re used to losing to SEC teams.
    11. Oklahoma Value 70 Million. Let’s see Mike Gundy yell about that.
    12. South Carolina Value 69 Million. WTF? Does Forbes know they’re operating in red?
    13. Penn State Value 69 Million. Even though it’s the same value as Carolina, Forbes has sense enough to rank Carolina higher.
    14. USC (The one that wins championships Value 53 Million. My my my that’s not good.

See the post for the rest of the list. The Men of Troy need to pick up the marketing, or get some advise from the school of business.

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USC v ASU: Trojans Crush The Sun Devils

From the beginning of this game, you could see the difference in speed. The
Men of Troy came out on the first drive with John David Booty spreading
the ball around, 5 receivers in the first 5 passes. The opening drive
was almost mechanical: 1:47 51 yards.

Final: SC 44 ASU 24

The Sun Devils score on special teams.

The great Stanley Havili scores for SC. Continue reading

Jonathan Lee Riches© v. John W. Hinckley Jr., Jodie Foster, Et Al.

In a complaint entitled, Jonathan Lee Riches©, Plaintiff v. John W. Hinckley Jr.; Jodie Foster; St. Elizabeths Hospital; James Brady; Timothy McCarthy;Thomas DeLahanty. The JLR has sued John Hinckley.

Highlights from the complaint:

  • Seeking 25 Million dollars from Defendants for 8th amendment violations of cruel and unusual Punishment.The prison thinks I’m the next John Hinckley.
  • The prison is afraid I use my Lawsuits as a weapon of mass destruction . . . Continue reading

USC Cal: Final Score 24 – 17 Southern Cal

C. WashingtonThe Trojans did fall to the other Nor Cal team, Stanford, earlier in the year. But, the Men of Troy defeatedJ. Forsett the Golden Bears of Beserkeley by the score of 24 – 17.

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Jonathan Lee Riches© v. Starbucks And Oprah Winfrey

For those uninitiated, Jonathan Lee Riches© (he asserts his names is copyrighted) he is an inmate at Federal Correctional Institution (FCI) Williamsburg, SC with a penchant for litigation. His many lawsuits include: Michael Vick, Barry Bonds, Don Imus, Wal-Mart, President Bush, The World Wide Web, Williams Sisters, 50 Cent, Iron Mike Tyson, Jeff Gordon, Carrie Underwood, and LeBron James.

Some new lawsuits from the JLR: Continue reading

Patriots Must Go Undefeated: Silence Shula, Csonka And The Rest Of The 1972 Dolphins

Don Shula came out and against the New England Patriots, stating that if they go undefeated their record is tainted because they were caught stealing defensive signals. Not a good move. Don Shula was a well-respected coach and a member of the NFL Hall of Fame. Now he is a bitter old man holding on to his former glory.

For those who do not know, the 1972 Miami Dolphins have the only perfect season in the NFL. In 1972 the Dolphins went 17-0. Every year the members of that team gather to celebrate and relive their former glory when the last undefeated team in the NFL suffers its first loss. The team was outstanding and included incredible players including, Bob Griese, Mercury Morris, and Nick Buoniconti. But, at this point the celebration has become pathetic.

Problems with the 1972 Dolphins and why the 2007 New England Patriots are better:

  1. Larry Csonka has a silent letter in his last name. And Jim Kiick has an extra letter in his last name. The Patriots do not have Tom Psbrady and Laurence Maroooney. Drop the extra letters and get with the program.
  2. Kiick and Csonka both have mustaches. Enough said. Continue reading

Reggie Bush In High School: Video Highlights

Some good video of Reggie Bush before he came to USC. Also some video highlights of his time at Troy.

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Drop The Cheese: Couple In Southern California Arrested For Selling Illegal Cheese

 

Drop the cheese and come out with your hands in the air. A couple in Southern California has been charged for selling 375 pounds of “bathtub” cheese. Floribel Hernandez Cuenca was arrested for felony cheese making.

 

A Southern California couple is facing criminal charges after allegedly being caught with 375 pounds of “bathtub” cheese Continue reading

Kansas Over Nebraska 39-76: Fighting Manginos Will Go To A BCS Game

Kansas is for real, and it is not even basketball season. The Jayhawks put up 76 points on the pink-shirt defense. Kansas had 572 total yards. The bigman Mark Mangino has doe a great job at Kansas. The Fighting Manginos are getting it done this year, and will be in the hunt for a BCS game.

Tom Osborn watched the game from the press box, and Callahan had better be looking for a new job. The Husker fans will not settle for this.

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Notre Dame v Navy: Navy Wins In 3rd Overtime, Weis Worst ND Coach In History

It is official, Charlie Weis is the worst Notre Dame coach in the history of color television. The Midshipmen of Navy defeated the Irish 46-44, to break a 43-game winning streak by the Irish. Coach Weis has led the Fighting Irish to a record of 1 win and 8 losses. The loss comes two weeks after the Trojans handed the Irish their worst lost since 1956. Both of these losses took place at South Bend.

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Justice John Paul Stevens’s Perplexing View Of The Death Penalty

The New York Times recently did a profile on Supreme Court Justice John Paul Stevens. In the article Justice Stevens explains that his view of the death penalty is shaped by his experiences during World War II.

 

After graduating Phi Beta Kappa from the University of Chicago in 1941, Stevens enlisted in the Navy on Dec. 6, 1941, hours before the Japanese attacked Pearl Harbor. He later won a bronze star for his service as a cryptographer, after he helped break the code that informed American officials that Adm. Isoroku Yamamoto, the commander of the Japanese Navy and architect of the Pearl Harbor attack, was about to travel to the front. Based on the code-breaking of Stevens and others, U.S. pilots, on Roosevelt’s orders, shot down Yamamoto’s plane in April 1943.

Stevens told me he was troubled by the fact that Yamamoto, a highly intelligent officer who had lived in the United States and become friends with American officers, was shot down with so little apparent deliberation or humanitarian consideration. The experience, he said, raised questions in his mind about the fairness of the death penalty. Continue reading

Posts Worth Reading 2NOV07

If you are interested in a telenovela about Aids and Elk Milk you are in for a treat. If not, you can always use the new Woman’s Remote to change the channel to the latest story about Hillary Clinton and her hot aid de camp and friend Huma Abedin or a story about what scumbags Penn State fans are.  You may also be woundering what happened to your childhood chemistry set, well it is banned because of meth users.

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Humans To Marry Robots By 2050: Sex Within 5 Years

Love and Sex with Robots By David Levy

As though we did not have enough trouble dealing with same-sex marriage, it appears we will soon have to deal with human-robot marriage.

According to David Levy, author of Love and Sex with Robots,

 

humans will have sexual relationships with robots, perhaps within five years — sooner than most might think.

Sex with robots. Who is thinking about this? Continue reading

USC v UCLA: ESPN Halloween Commercial

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