Most Valuable College Football Teams

At YMSWWC TtT has a great post about the Most Valuable College Football Teams as valued by Forbes.

    1. Notre Lame Dame. Value 101 Million. Clearly there’s a lot of morons out there who pull for losing teams.
    2. Texas. Value 92 Million. Thank part-time pot head Matthew McConaughey for that.
    3. Georgia Value 90 Million. Might third on Forbes list but second in SEC east. (Snicker)
    4. Michigan Value 85 Million. That number might drop after the Appy State loss.
    5. Florida Value 84 Million. I wonder if that includes the stolen items and drug money.
    6. LSU Value 76 Million. People love corn dogs, at least the fan love smelling like them.
    7. The Good Guys. Tennessee Value 74 Million GO VOLS!
    8. Auburn Value 73 Million. War (Cha Ching) Eagle
    9. Satan’s team Alabama Value 72 Million. Even at this Auburn beats them.
    10. Ohio State Value71 Million. They’re used to losing to SEC teams.
    11. Oklahoma Value 70 Million. Let’s see Mike Gundy yell about that.
    12. South Carolina Value 69 Million. WTF? Does Forbes know they’re operating in red?
    13. Penn State Value 69 Million. Even though it’s the same value as Carolina, Forbes has sense enough to rank Carolina higher.
    14. USC (The one that wins championships Value 53 Million. My my my that’s not good.

See the post for the rest of the list. The Men of Troy need to pick up the marketing, or get some advise from the school of business.

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USC v ASU: Trojans Crush The Sun Devils

From the beginning of this game, you could see the difference in speed. The
Men of Troy came out on the first drive with John David Booty spreading
the ball around, 5 receivers in the first 5 passes. The opening drive
was almost mechanical: 1:47 51 yards.

Final: SC 44 ASU 24

The Sun Devils score on special teams.

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Jonathan Lee Riches© v. John W. Hinckley Jr., Jodie Foster, Et Al.

In a complaint entitled, Jonathan Lee Riches©, Plaintiff v. John W. Hinckley Jr.; Jodie Foster; St. Elizabeths Hospital; James Brady; Timothy McCarthy;Thomas DeLahanty. The JLR has sued John Hinckley.

Highlights from the complaint:

  • Seeking 25 Million dollars from Defendants for 8th amendment violations of cruel and unusual Punishment.The prison thinks I’m the next John Hinckley.
  • The prison is afraid I use my Lawsuits as a weapon of mass destruction . . . Continue reading

USC Cal: Final Score 24 – 17 Southern Cal

C. WashingtonThe Trojans did fall to the other Nor Cal team, Stanford, earlier in the year. But, the Men of Troy defeatedJ. Forsett the Golden Bears of Beserkeley by the score of 24 – 17.

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Jonathan Lee Riches© v. Starbucks And Oprah Winfrey

For those uninitiated, Jonathan Lee Riches© (he asserts his names is copyrighted) he is an inmate at Federal Correctional Institution (FCI) Williamsburg, SC with a penchant for litigation. His many lawsuits include: Michael Vick, Barry Bonds, Don Imus, Wal-Mart, President Bush, The World Wide Web, Williams Sisters, 50 Cent, Iron Mike Tyson, Jeff Gordon, Carrie Underwood, and LeBron James.

Some new lawsuits from the JLR: Continue reading