Lost Returns: New Season Begins 31JAN08

The story of the recalcitrant guests of Alvar Hanso, founder of The Hanso Foundation, continues with a two-hour premier on 31JAN08. The sojourn in at the island maintained by Dharma Industries will be recapped to bring new viewers up to date. With the rest of network television paralyzed by the writer’s strike, this is about the only thing to watch on television. The map below, courtesy of strange maps, will aid the uninitiated in understanding the story.

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College Football Games Lead To Fan Violence: More Violence After Upset

A recent study from the University of Colorado finds that game days result in an increased number of assaults, liquor law violations, and assaults. It is rather fitting that this study would come out of CU given the anarchy that erupted during the Buff’s 2005 loss to the Nuskers. Yes, the study came out of the Denver not the Boulder campus, but it still works.

The study used data from 2000-2005 from twenty-six police agencies. Among the finding were:

home games are associated with a 13 percent increase in arrests for drunk driving, a 41 percent increase in arrests for disorderly conduct, and a 76 percent increase in arrests for liquor law violations . . .

host community registers sharp increases in assaults on game days. In addition, there is evidence that vandalism, arrests for disorderly conduct, and alcohol-related arrests increase on game days, Continue reading

Norm Chow To UCLA As Offensive Coordinator

Former USC offensive coordinator – and man who many said the Trojans would fail without – Norm Chow has been hired by UCLA. We will see what he can do against Brian Cushing, Rey Maualuga, and Taylor Mays.

What is it about Chow that no school ever wants him as a head coach?

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Michael Nifong Files For Backruptcy

Anyone who is a fan of Duke lacrosse or Rule 8.4 of the Model Rules of Professional Conduct, will not be despondent over the news that Michael Byron Nifong, former district attorney for Durham County, NC, has filed for bankruptcy. Mr. Nifong lists his total assets at $243,898 and total liabilities at $180,311,978. That is not good.
But, he still has his license to practice law and a 2003 Honda Accord EX. Wait, he had his license to practice law revoked by the North Carolina State Bar. Well he still has the Accord and it is an EX which is better than the LX. So he has that going for him.

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Surgical Skills Improved By Using Nintendo Wii

If you are about to go under for a surgical procedure and see you doctor playing Super Mario Galaxy on a Nintendo Wii, there is nothing to fear. Yo may just be just warming up for your upcoming procedure.

According to NewScientistTech, a new study shows that surgical residents performed better after playing the Wii.

To test how the Wii affected surgical skill, the researchers asked eight trainee doctors to play it for an hour before performing a virtual surgery. They used a training tool called ProMIS, which simulates a patient’s body in 3D and tracks the surgeon’s movements as they operate. They fed the movements to an algorithm which scores the virtual surgeon on a range of factors. Wii-playing residents scored 48 per cent higher on tool control and performance than those without the Wii warm-up.

So play Halo 3 and become a great doctor.

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Upgrades To President’s Helicopter To Cost Additional One Billion Dollars

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According to Aviation Week, the Navy, specifically the Marine Corps, will stick with the US 101, aka the VH-71, helicopter for the helicopter version of Air Force One, known as Marine One. The upgrades will cost an additional $1 billion, on top of the original $6.1 billion price tag. The Navy had also considered the Sikorsky H-3s as an alternative airframe.
The original decision by the Navy to select the VH-71 caused some controversy because the aircraft is manufactured by a foreign company. The VH-71 is manufactured by AgustaWestland, a joint partnership between British and Italian companies.

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Air Force Terrified Of Ghosts: Calls in Ghost Hunters

Wright-Patterson Air Force Base houses the Air Force Research Laboratory, which is at the cutting edge of warfighting technologies in air, space, and cyberspace. The base also houses some poltergeists, wraiths, and unexplained phenomena. In response to these apparitions the Air Force has called in The Atlantic Paranormal Society (TAPS) to investigate.
We can only hope that the airmen don’t wet their flight suits before this mystery is solved.

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Steroid Scandal Spreads To Rap World

The clear and the cream may help Jason Giambi go yard or Shawne Merriman stop the run,The image “https://i0.wp.com/us.ent2.yimg.com/musicfinder.yahoo.com/images/yahoo/mca/mary_j__blige/maryjblige5.jpg” cannot be displayed, because it contains errors. but can these substances help 50 Cent spit mad rhymes or Mary J. Blige warble? Evidently steroids are hip hop performance enhancers.
An ongoing steroid probe in New York a number of stars are involved, including Mary J. Blige, 50 cent, Wyclef Jean, Timbaland, and Tyler Perry. According to the Albany County DA’s office, and unnamed law-enforcement officials,

the stars may have obtained performance-enhancing drugs from doctors, pharmacists and clinics under investigation by Albany County District Attorney P. David Soares. The newspaper cited medical records and testimony from several unidentified witnesses stating that Blige, Fiddy and others, in a bid to appear young and fit, received shipments of prescribed human growth hormone at hotels, production studios, health clubs and private residences, even sometimes using fictitious names.

Apparently singing takes more strength then previously thought. Or, we may see MJB as a DH for the Red Sox in the 2008 season. We can now expect Timbaland to do a Clemens-like interview with Mike Wallace, wherein he refused to submit to a lie detector test because “some say they’er good. Some say they’re not.” Continue reading

Prostitution In Chicago: Starting Wage $27 Per Hour

Female residents of The Second City have a tremendous Official seal of City of Chicagooccupational opportunity, with earnings of up to $20,000 per year. The job: prostitution. This according to a recent paper by Professor Steve Levitt, the coauthor of Freakonomics. The paper details the economics of prostitution in Chicago. The author’s approach, along with his coauthor Sudhir A. Venkatesh, to the subject is as compelling and elucidative as his investigation into the economics of crack-cocaine dealers, which is covered in the extraordinarily interesting book Freakonomics.

The authors finds, inter alia, that street prostitution yields an average wage of $27 per hour. But before making a momentous career change – this is directed at you ABC – there are a number of disadvantages to the sex trade. For example,

For prostitutes who do not work with pimps (and thus are working the streets), roughly three percent of all their tricks are freebies given to police. Continue reading

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Jonathan Lee Riches© v. Viagra, Cialis, Levitra, Et Al

Viagra SplashJonathan Lee Riches© (he asserts his names is copyrighted) he is an inmate at Federal Correctional Institution (FCI) Williamsburg, SC with a penchant for litigation. He has now sued Viagra, Cialis, and Levitra. The best part of his lawsuit:

Also Defendant’s are encouraging homosexuality in Federal Prisons, using subliminal messaging.

The thought of an inmate on Viagra is petrifying.

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Federal Government Sued For Three Quadrillion Dollars For Katrina Damage

A resident of Baker, Louisiana has sued the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers for $3 quadrillion in damages as a result of hurricane Katrina. This plaintiff puts to shame Jonathan Lee Riches©, the inmate who gained prominence by suing Michael Vick for 63 billion dollars. To put the figure in some perspective, a quadrillion is 1,000,000,000,000,000.

Also mentioned in the story is quote from Louisiana lawyer Daniel Becnel, Jr., who is quoted as saying, “The trauma these people [Katrina victims] have undergone is unlike anything that has occurred in the history of our country.” All lawyers are prone to a certain amount of hyperbole, but trauma unlike anything that has ever occurred in this country take it a bit too far. Take the 1900 hurricane that struck Galveston, Texas and caused 6,000 casualties, compared to the 1,600 deaths from Katrina. Or, the 618,000 casualties suffered during the Civil War.

Let us get some perspective.

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Yo: The New Gender-Neutral Pronoun

Official seal of City of BaltimoreAnybody who spends time writing is, at one time or another, vexed by the lack of a gender-neutral (should read sex-neutral) pronoun in the English language. Attempts have been made to overcome this problem either by avoiding indefinite pronouns, or by the use of his or her or his/her. Both of these fixes have drawbacks. Their was considered singular until the 18th century but has yet to make a resurgence, despite its pedigree. Because pronouns, in English, belong to a closed word class it has been very difficult to add any neologisms. Thus, we are without a workable resolution.

Then came Baltimore. The denizens of Crabtown have given us the new third-person singular pronoun yo. As in Yo handin’ out papers. Some of the spontaneous uses of yo cited in the paper:

Yo was tuckin’ in his shirt!
Yo threw a thumbtack at me.
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Jonathan Lee Riches© v. Johnny Knoxville, Bam Margera, Steve-O

The JLR has now sued the men who brought us Jackass. In hisJonathan Lee Riches© latest lawsuit, the JLR claims that Johnny Knoxville has been prank calling him at FCI Williamsburg. Who would have thought that Jonathan Lee Riches© and the work jackass would appear on the same document?

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Dreadnaught Top Posts For 2007

The following are the top posts on Dreadnaught for 2007:

Joker Update: Pictures and Video From Th 15,094 More stats
Barry Bonds: Sued by Jonathan Lee Riches 3,600 More stats
West Virginia Football: Don’t Let Dingle 3,396 More stats
Michael Vick: Sued for 63 Billion or 323 3,021 More stats
College Football Quiz: Mascots Not Endin 2,889 More stats
USC Football: Trojan Fullback Stanley Ha 1,826 More stats
US Ohio Class Submarine: Visable on Micr 1,703 More stats
USC v. LSU: Snoop Dogg v. Les Miles 1,700 More stats
Jonathan Lee Riches© v. LeBron James et 1,630 More stats
Jonathan Lee Riches© v. Jeff Gordon 1,618 More stats
USC v. LSU: The Game We Want and the Riv 1,541 More stats
The Dark Knight: A Not-so-Funny Joker 1,386 More stats
Plaintiff From Riches© v. Michael Vick 1,373 More stats
The Nittany Lions Crush Notre Dame and I 1,275 More stats
U.S. Navy Building Resembles Swastika Wh 1,212 More stats
Jonathan Lee Riches© v. LeBron James, M 1,059 More stats
Warmest Year in History: 1934, According 941 More stats
Jonathan Lee Riches© v. Guantanamo Bay 747 More stats
Jonathan Lee Riches© v. Bill Belichick, 740 More stats

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Thank you all for your visits.

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USC Football: The Best Team In The Country

This is not coming from Dreadnaught, this is coming from ESPN and The Sporting News:

“The No. 7 Trojans are better than both No. 1 Ohio State and No. 2 LSU, which will play for the BCS championship Monday night in the Louisiana Superdome.”

-Mark Schlabach from ESPN

“There’s no doubt — USC is nation’s best. And no team, not even mighty Patriots, has dominated more this decade.”

-Tom Dienhart from The Sporting News

Ping: TrojanWire

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Video Highlights: Pittsburgh Steelers Jack Lambert

No reason for posting this video, other than the fact that Jack Lambert is one of the all-time studs in the NFL.

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Michigan Football Coach Lloyd Carr Wins Coach Of The Year Award: What A Joke

Michigan coach Lloyd Carr has been awarded the Bobby Dodd national coach of the year award. Just let that sink in for a second. This is the same guy who lost to a non-Div I team* in Appalachian State, was dismantled by Oregon (39-7), lost to Wisconsin, and lost to Ohio State. Who voted for him?
If you want a coach of the year, vote for Jim Leavitt from USF who coached his team to its first national ranking in the schools history. Or Paul Johnson from the Naval Academy who snapped a 43-game losing streak against Notre Dame and has dominated the Commander in Chief’s Trophy, going 9-1 in his five years at USNA. Continue reading