USC Update: Opening Game Idaho Vandals


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The Men of Troy will open the 2007 season on Saturday, 1SEP07, at the Los Angeles Coliseum against the Vandals of Idaho. This should start John David Booty’s run for the Heisman. The JDB will be looking for Patrick Turner at WR and Vidal Hazelton. Also look for Stanley Havili from the backfield. At tailback, the Trojans will likely start C.J. Gable, but there is always a rotation at that position, which will likely include Stafon Johnson and Joe McKnight. Continue reading

College Football Quiz 2: Mascots Not Ending With "S”

Of the 122 NCAA Division I FCS ( known as Division I-AA)football teams, which 11 have mascots not ending in the letter “S”?
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Trojan Update: Matt Spanos Injury Report

Spanos, MattThe Men of Troy will be without starting center Matt Spanos for the game aginst Idaho. Spanos was injured druing practice. Spanos was blocking Sedrick Ellis. Jeff Byers will take over duties as center.

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Jonathan Lee Riches© v. Don Imus

Mr. Riches© has another good showing in this complaint, entitled “Harassment on the Airwaves.” He asks for an outlandish amount of money, “$625,000,00.00 Million dollars,” makes unbelievable claims, and weaves in a good amount of popular culture. The gem: the JLR claims to be paid $3.5 million dollars per year to commit identity theft. Why would you pay a person to steal your identity? The answer: the JLR is just that good.

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Plaintiff Jonathan Lee Riches©, copyrighted since 1994, is a professional entertainer who specializes in magic, Identify theft, computer hacking, Yoga, equestrian mule riding, coal mining, time travel, and skeet shooting. Continue reading

College Football Quiz: Mascots Not Ending With "S”

Of the 119 Division I FSB schools, which 11 teams have a mascot not ending with the letter “S”?

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Astronaut Claims to be Insane

In a shocking turn of events, Captain Lisa M. Nowark, USN, will plead insanity. At this point she will have an R.C.M. 706 board to determine if “at the time of the alleged criminal conduct, did the accused have a severe mental disease or defect?” R.C.M. 706.

Who would think a person was suffering from a mental defect after driving from Houston to Orlando, wearing diapers, carrying a BB pistol, wig, trench coat, hat, knife, steel mallet, surgical rubber tubing and black plastic garbage bags?

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Jonathan Lee Riches© v. Wal-Mart Stores Inc.

Mr. Jonathan Lee Riches©, on 28AUG7, filed this civil rights complaint, entitled Jonathan Lee., Riches© d/b/a Rockefeller Riches v. Wal-Mart Stores Inc..

Mr.Riches© is seeking “$5,000,000.00 million” in damages. The JLR (as Mr. Riches© is referred to on Dreadnaught) also claims to be “deaf and blind, diagnosed with terminal cancer.”

This is the text of the complaint:

BACKGROUND

Plaintiff, who is deaf and blind, diagnosed with terminal cancer is a former Boys Scout of America den leader, former singer in the church choir, Philanthropist, and humanitarian aid was hired by Walmart stores, Inc. On May 4, 2003 under a disability internship program. I was under the care and supervision of Wal-Mart management and supervisors. The very first day I worked for Wal-Mart, my life has become a living nightmare. Continue reading