USC Update: Opening Game Idaho Vandals

The Men of Troy will open the 2007 season on Saturday, 1SEP07, at the Los Angeles Coliseum against the Vandals of Idaho. This should start John David Booty’s run for the Heisman. The JDB will be looking for Patrick Turner at WR and Vidal Hazelton. Also look for Stanley Havili from the backfield. At tailback, the Trojans will likely start C.J. Gable, but there is always a rotation at that position, which will likely include Stafon Johnson and Joe McKnight.

College Football Quiz 2: Mascots Not Ending With "S”

Of the 122 NCAA Division I FCS ( known as Division I-AA)football teams, which 11 have mascots not ending in the letter “S”?

Trojan Update: Matt Spanos Injury Report

The Men of Troy will be without starting center Matt Spanos for the game aginst Idaho. Spanos was injured druing practice. Spanos was blocking Sedrick Ellis. Jeff Byers will take over duties as center.

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Jonathan Lee Riches© v. Don Imus

Mr. Riches© has another good showing in this complaint, entitled “Harassment on the Airwaves.” He asks for an outlandish amount of money, “$625,000,00.00 Million dollars,” makes unbelievable claims, and weaves in a good amount of popular culture. The gem: the JLR claims to be paid $3.5 million dollars per year to commit identity theft. Why would you pay a person to steal your identity? The answer: the JLR is just that good.

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Plaintiff Jonathan Lee Riches©, copyrighted since 1994, is a professional entertainer who specializes in magic, Identify theft, computer hacking, Yoga, equestrian mule riding, coal mining, time travel, and skeet shooting.

College Football Quiz: Mascots Not Ending With "S”

Of the 119 Division I FSB schools, which 11 teams have a mascot not ending with the letter “S”?

Answer:

Astronaut Claims to be Insane

In a shocking turn of events, Captain Lisa M. Nowark, USN, will plead insanity. At this point she will have an R.C.M. 706 board to determine if “at the time of the alleged criminal conduct, did the accused have a severe mental disease or defect?” R.C.M. 706.

Who would think a person was suffering from a mental defect after driving from Houston to Orlando, wearing diapers, carrying a BB pistol, wig, trench coat, hat, knife, steel mallet, surgical rubber tubing and black plastic garbage bags?

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Jonathan Lee Riches© v. Wal-Mart Stores Inc.

Mr. Jonathan Lee Riches©, on 28AUG7, filed this civil rights complaint, entitled Jonathan Lee., Riches© d/b/a Rockefeller Riches v. Wal-Mart Stores Inc..

Mr.Riches© is seeking “$5,000,000.00 million” in damages. The JLR (as Mr. Riches© is referred to on Dreadnaught) also claims to be “deaf and blind, diagnosed with terminal cancer.”

This is the text of the complaint:

BACKGROUND

Plaintiff, who is deaf and blind, diagnosed with terminal cancer is a former Boys Scout of America den leader, former singer in the church choir, Philanthropist, and humanitarian aid was hired by Walmart stores, Inc. On May 4, 2003 under a disability internship program. I was under the care and supervision of Wal-Mart management and supervisors. The very first day I worked for Wal-Mart, my life has become a living nightmare.

USC Trojan Update – 3 Days From Kickoff Against Idaho

Here is the recent news coming out of Troy:

• Chauncey Washington has sprained his shoulder and will not be starting.
• Emmanuel Moody has left the team and is going to Florida.
• Pete Carrol thinks John David Booty is stellar.

Abu Ghraib Court-Martial: LTCOL Jordan Guilty and Not Guilty

On 28AUG07, a court-martial found Lieutenant Colonel Steven Jordan, USA, not guilty of charges that he was responsible for the abuse of prisoners at Abu Ghraib jail. LTCOL Jordan was found guilty of disobeying an order, UCMJ Article 92, not to talk about the investigation. This order was given by his commanding general.

LTCOL Jordan was acquitted of cruelty and maltreatment (subjecting detainees to forced nudity and intimidation by dogs); dereliction of duty by failing to properly train subordinates; and failure to obey a lawful general order by allowing the use of dogs during interrogations without the approval of higher authorities.Colonel Thomas Pappas, LTCOL Jordan’s superior officer, received areprimand and a fine of several thousand dollars for approving the useof dogs during interrogations.

LTCOL Jordan faces a maximum of 5 years confinement, total forfeitures, dismissal, and a dishonorable discharge. Sentencing should begin tomorrow.

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Jonathan Lee Riches© v. Michael Vick: Supplemental Evidence

In a previous post Mr. Riches©’s complaint was reported. In this original complaint, Mr. Riches© requested “63,000,000,00.00 Billion dollars” in damages. In his current filing, Jonathan Lee Riches© A/K/A “Crusader for truth” v. Michael Vick, Mr. Riches© gives further explanation and clarification about his claim. Below are some highlights:

“MICHAEL VICK IS IMPLICATING OTHER CURRENT AND FORMER ATLANTA FALCON TEAM MATES IN ILLEGAL DOG FIGHTING, SO MR. VICK CAN RECEIVE A REDUCED FEDERAL SENTENCE”

 

“MCGRUFF TOOK A BITE OUTTA MICHAL VICK”

• Michael Vick also trained Cujo!
• Vick paid a crock to eat Steve Irwin.
• Sometimes when Vick gets angry he cannibalizes puppy dogs.
• Plaintiff has also been receving threatening letters by Mr. Vick and other pseudo gangs, including: Dick Butkus, Canadian coal miners, MS 13, Lou Dobbs.
• Plaintiff requests armed guards and Brinks security system for my cell.
• Below is a threatening Letter from Michal Vick:
  • No one fucks with #7! You little cracker wigger boy. My football buddies are going to punt you. You better hope prison protects you. Your Dead Meat! M.V.
• Plaintiff requests this court send this letter to the FBI Quantico Virginia lab for finger print and DNA testing.
• On August 18, 2007, in retaliation for exposing Michael Vick, Vick again broke into my home and took my pomeranian “chops” and my cat “stix.” They have not been seen since. I put out an amber alert with no luck. Poncho from Chips patrol offered to help. Its believed Vick used my animals and Snoop Doggy Dog in L.A. dog fights.
• Michael Vick stole my tuxedo and bowtie.

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P.S. There is a prom picture of the JLR in the document.

Emmanuel Moody: Decides on Florida

Emmanuel Moody, former USC Trojan, has made his decision and he is heading to Florida. Moody wanted the be the featured back, thus SC is the last place he wanted to play. Moody says he followed his heart when choosing the Gators.

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United States v. Michael Vick, a/k/a "Ookie”: Plea Agreement

The plea agreement in Michal Vick’s criminal case in the Eastern District of Virginia.

 

“the killing of approximately 6-8 dogs that did not perform well . . . and all of those dogs were killed by various methods, including hanging and drowning. VICK agrees and stipulates that these dogs all died as a result of the collective efforts of PEACE, PHILLIPS, and VICK.”

It does not look like Vick will be entering into any lucrative endorsement deals in the near future.

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Texas prep star Mitchell had verbally committed to OU

University of Oklahoma recruit is shot to death.

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Wikipedia Needs Some Major Changes: So Says the Department of Defense

According to Ares computer users from the DoD are very busy editing entries on Wikipedia. “the Department of Defense, whose .mil account holders have been very busy on Wikipedia. The defense agency with the most edits originating from its .mil address is Army’s Network Information Center, with 43,823 edits. The U.S. Air Forces comes in second with 21,478 edits, while the Naval Surface Warfare Center has 18, 591. The numbers drop dramatically from there with fourth and fifth place going to the Pentagon overall and the Office of the Secretary of Defense at 3,355 and 2,685 edits, respectively.”

It appears that the Leathernecks either don’t understand computers or don’t care about what is on Wikipedia, because according to VIRGIL.GRiffith‘s WikiScanner there have been only 30 edits from usmc.mil.

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Superbad: Movie Review

Superbad is a story of two best friends, Seth and Even, approaching the end of high school and dealing with their upcoming separation, as they will be attending different colleges. Superbad is produced Judd Apatow who wrote and directed Knocked Up and The 40-Year-Old Virgin.

Former Trojan Emmanuel Moody: Gator or Tarheal

The reports are coming in and it appears that former-Man of Troy Emmanuel Moody will going to Florida or North Carolina.

Moody left USC because he wanted to be a featured back. The problem with Moody going to Florida,

Weis Refuses to Announce Which QB Will Lead the Irish to 0-8

Coach Charlie “I Looked at Myself and Saw a Disaster” Weis refuses to divulge his choice for quarterback. Please Coach Wies, tell us who will be
the next Ron Powlus and lead your Irish to 8 straight losses. (You may break the
streak with Navy). Maybe this new quarterback will have the bravery to duplicate the brave Brady Quinn’s record:
2003-2006
Against Michigan – 2-2
Against USC – 0-4
Bowl games – 0-3

Coach Weis will likely have as many wins on the field as he did in his malpractice lawsuit.

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Pete Carrol Comments on John David Booty

Coach Carrol has the following to say about the JDB:

“I thought John was stellar…He’s just had a fantastic camp. He’s
thrown almost four hundred passes without throwing a pick in this camp. Not to jinx him at all, but that’s a fantastic demonstration of his understanding of what’s going on and his feel.”

Just 8 days until life has meaning and the Men of Troy make their bid for New Orleans. and the JDB makes his run for the Heisman.

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Jonathan Lee Riches© v. The World Wide Web

The JLR is now going after Jon Swartz of USA Today, CardCops.com, and the World Wide Web in a complaint entitled “Hacking the Planet,” “Computer Genocide.” See, Jonathan Lee Riches© v. Jon Swarts USA Today cardcops.com; Virginia Tech Shooting; Ed Mierzwinski U.S. Pirg; creditcards.com; Phishing; world wide web

The following are the counts from his complaint:

1. Jon Swarts USA Today cardcops.com is a reporter. He writes on Cybercrime stories. His stories show the know how and encourages people to commit cybercrime. This is entrapment. He writes how to do creditcard fraud, how to encode date on a magnetic strip, how to commit Identity theft. Then he sits back and waits. Then reports the crime to the FBI for whistle blowing money.

Jonathan Lee Riches© v. OnStar and Florida Gators Basketball

It appears the JLR is no fan of the National Champion Florida Gators, at least on the basketball version. Mr. Riches© has filed a lawsuit against the Gators and OnStar. Tim Tebow had better watch himself or he may become a defendants as he tries to lead the Gators to the BCS Championship.

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USC Trojans Lose Wide Receiver Jamere Holland

Pete Carroll announced that Jamere Holland would be dismissed from the team and that he is looking for another team. Holland joins Emmanuel Moody – who appears to be joining Oklahoma State, Florida, Texas or North Carolina – as the second member of the team to leave.

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