Stick A Fork In Fat Man Charlie Weis, He Is Done At Notre Dame

As mentioned on Dreadnaught here, here, here, here, and here, Charlie Weis must be fired.  Charlie lost today to UConn.  Yes, he lost to Navy and UConn in the same year.  Charlie, what happened to the the “decided schematic advantage“?

Wait, maybe you were misquoted.  You intended to say that with you as head coach, Notre Dame would have a “decided schematic disadvantage.”  That is what they have.  Take your cash, your FUPA, your barely-.500 winning percentage,  and your condescending attitude and go back to Jersey.  You are a joke!

yojoe out

It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia: The D.E.N.N.I.S. System

Quotes from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia: The D.E.N.N.I.S. System

The D.E.N.N.I.S. System:cast-GlennHowerton

      • D – Demonstrate Your Value
      • E – Engage Physically
      • N – Nurturing Dependence
      • N – Neglect Emotionally
      • I – Inspire Hope
      • S – Separate Entirely
  • Mac
    • He has banged a lot of chicks.
    • Separate entirely.
    • Men stuff!
    • I’m swooping in on your chick.
    • So they can get to know each other more better.
  • Sweet Dee
    • He’s not D.E.N.N.I.S.ing me.
    • Of course we have engaged physically.
    • I don’t need you, I don’t need anybody.  Shut up!
  • Frank Reynolds
    • I would have gone in and bought a box of Magnum condoms.  Thus demonstrating I have a monster dong.
    • I’ve got my Magnum condoms, I’ve got my wad of hundreds, I’m ready to plow.
    • Hello, Dr. Toboggan.
    • She don’t have a boyfriend.
    • I’m ready to plow.
    • That’s good, call me that from now on, Mantis.
  • Dennis Reynolds
    • I have a system, a fool-proof system for getting any chicks undying love and affection for life.  I’m talking about the D.E.N.N.I.S. system
    • The D.E.N.N.I.S. system is a comprehensive approach for seduction I have developed for years.
    • I personally try to engage the girl physically without ever having gone on a date.
    • And then, naturally, we bang.
    • Have her car towed, or slash her tires.
    • Welcome to hell.
    • You been humping these chicks when I’m done with them?
    • And then, naturally, we bang.
  • Charlie Kelly
    • Smooth. Very very smooth stuff, very classy.  I’m learning a lot from you dude.
    • Your getting played big time, big time.
    • You don’t want to call the police. Continue reading

Pitt Over Notre Dame: Another Nail In Charlie Weis’s Coffin

Charlie Weis is on his way out at Notre DameLoss last week to Navy.  Now a loss to Pitt.  As has been called on here, here, here, and here, Notre Dame must replace Charlie Weis.

yojoe out

It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia: Mac & Dennis Break Up

Quotes from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia: Mac & Dennis Break Up

  • Mac
    • We’re more like a dynamic duo.castRobMcElhenney_thumb
    • I texted you 911, dude.
    • Jason Statham’s physic is nothing like the lineup in Predator.
    • It’s important to pack on mass.
    • You think that not eating cat food is putting on airs?
  • Sweet Dee
    • Enjoy that movie, boners.
    • You want a skinless apple bud.
    • Wow, there are a lot of cats back here.
  • Frank Reynolds
    • I got your groceries, no cat food.
    • Your throwing my toe knife out?
    • We are the gruesome twosome!
  • Dennis Reynolds
    • I feel like I’m not flourishing.
    • You couldn’t think of the word words.
    • I swallowed some apple seeds today.
    • I was told I would be meeting a woman with giant breasts.
  • Charlie Kelly
    • Cat in the wall, hey.  Ok, now your talk’n my language.
    • You got to have a sidekick.
    • Cat’s don’t abide by the laws of nature.
    • I got followed here by like ten cats.
    • Let’s start think’n like a cat.
    • I would throw up now. Continue reading

Blogroll Addition: The "Blog" of "Unnecessary" Quotation Marks

If you have ever noted the myriad grammatical faux pas visited upon the signage across the country, this blog is for you: the “blog” of “unnecessary” quotation marks

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Here is a prior post with a very unusual urinal sign.

yojoe out