It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia: The D.E.N.N.I.S. System

Quotes from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia: The D.E.N.N.I.S. System

The D.E.N.N.I.S. System:cast-GlennHowerton

      • D – Demonstrate Your Value
      • E – Engage Physically
      • N – Nurturing Dependence
      • N – Neglect Emotionally
      • I – Inspire Hope
      • S – Separate Entirely
  • Mac
    • He has banged a lot of chicks.
    • Separate entirely.
    • Men stuff!
    • I’m swooping in on your chick.
    • So they can get to know each other more better.
  • Sweet Dee
    • He’s not D.E.N.N.I.S.ing me.
    • Of course we have engaged physically.
    • I don’t need you, I don’t need anybody.  Shut up!
  • Frank Reynolds
    • I would have gone in and bought a box of Magnum condoms.  Thus demonstrating I have a monster dong.
    • I’ve got my Magnum condoms, I’ve got my wad of hundreds, I’m ready to plow.
    • Hello, Dr. Toboggan.
    • She don’t have a boyfriend.
    • I’m ready to plow.
    • That’s good, call me that from now on, Mantis.
  • Dennis Reynolds
    • I have a system, a fool-proof system for getting any chicks undying love and affection for life.  I’m talking about the D.E.N.N.I.S. system
    • The D.E.N.N.I.S. system is a comprehensive approach for seduction I have developed for years.
    • I personally try to engage the girl physically without ever having gone on a date.
    • And then, naturally, we bang.
    • Have her car towed, or slash her tires.
    • Welcome to hell.
    • You been humping these chicks when I’m done with them?
    • And then, naturally, we bang.
  • Charlie Kelly
    • Smooth. Very very smooth stuff, very classy.  I’m learning a lot from you dude.
    • Your getting played big time, big time.
    • You don’t want to call the police.

yojoe out

5 Responses

  1. Dennis… You got the AIDS~ Big time!

  2. D.E.N.N.I.S… The Dennis System. It takes the mind of a true man to understand this genius. Brilliant

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