US Military Maritime Strategy For The 21st Century: Congress Not Impressed

In October 2007 the Navy, Marine Corps, and Coast Guard released their combined proposal for maritime strategy: A Cooperative Strategy for 21st Century Seapower. As would be expected, given the group preparing the report, the strategic importance of the world’s oceans was stressed. The report lists six key tasks, or strategic imperatives:

  1. Limit regional conflict with forward deployed, decisive maritime power.
  2. Deter major power war.
  3. Win our Nation’s wars.
  4. Contribute to homeland defense in depth.
  5. Foster and sustain cooperative relationships with more international partners.
  6. Prevent or contain local disruptions before they impact the global system. Continue reading

UCLA Football Gets New Head Coach: Rick Neuheisel

UCLA has hired a new head football coach. Rick Neuheisel comes to UCLA after gaining valuable experience as a volunteer assistant-quarterback coach at Rainier Beach High School in Seattle, WA in 2003. You can bet that Neuheisel will pool his talent. Get it, betting pool.

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Man-Made Global Warming Disputed By Over 400 Prominent Scientists: Michael T. Eckhart Has A Massive Number Of Threats To Issue


Don’t mess with this guy, he will bring you down, bring you down to Chinatown.

New U.S. Senate Report, finds:

Over 400 prominent scientists from more than two dozen countries recently voiced significant objections to major aspects of the so-called “consensus” on man-made global warming. Continue reading

Jonathan Lee Riches© Update: Suits Aginst A Phone Number And NFL Network

Even for the JLR this is an daft lawsuit. He has now sued a phone number. In Jonathan Lee Riches© v. (202)456-1414, he has sued the White House main number. Here are some portions:

  • I want a pardon.
  • Defendant will not give me a pardon but will give Lewis Libby one.

Have phone numbers now been delegated pardon power?

The JLR has also sued the NFL and NFL Network.

  • I’m personally offended of all of Defendants and their Actions.
  • Football is a dangerous sport that has gotten too many children injured.
  • I played [football] and got a bruise on my thigh and on my chin.
  • The NFL influences violence.
  • From watching NFL violence and for George Michel to look into players steroid use.

It is not a stretch to envision the JLR sharing a cell with an NFL player, so maybe they can work this out.

yojoe© out

Jonathan Lee Riches© v. Philip Woolston, Steve Jobs, Apple Computer, Inc

For the JLR, this is a rather strange pleading. In October 2007, the JLR filed a complaint against Philip Woolston, Steve Jobs, and Apple Computer, Inc. for “Sexual Harassment With Apple Gadgets.” Then, in November 2007, the JLR filed a “Motion to Withdraw Case.”

The following is from the motion:

Comes now the Plaintiff, Jonathan Lee Riches©, in pro se, moves this Honorable Court to withdraw this case. Plaintiff has been having serious mental nightmares, Philip Woolston and Apple Computers sexually assaulted me in my dreams not in real life. I can’t sue a dream. Continue reading

Marine Corps: Demonstration of F-35B Joint Strike Fighter

On 18DEC07, Lockheed Martin gave a demonstration of the F-35B, Joint Strike Fighter (JSF), to the U.S. Marine Corps. The F-35B uses short-takeoff/vertical-landing (STOVL) to allow it to launch from either a short runway or to launch vertically. The F-35B will replace the AV-8B Harrier. Lockheed Martin is scheduled to make its first delivery of F-35Bs to the Marine Corps in 2012. That is if Lockheed does not experience further redesigns, as it was forced to do three years ago.

The F-35B is one of the three variants of the JSF: Continue reading

No Link Between Violent Video Games And Aggressive Behavior

A recent study in Psychiatric Quarterly, by Christopher John Ferguson, reports on a meta-analytic review of studies, published since 1995, analyzing the effects of video game play. The Ferguson study concludes that the previous studies of video game violence provided no support for the hypothesis that violent video game playing is associated with higher aggression.

This recent study was quite unnecessary. Aggression and violence are not a product of video games, these attributes are part of the human condition. Take Gaius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (Caligula) Continue reading

Japan May Soon Develop Nuclear Weapon

Professor Gary Sick, of the School of International and Public Affairs at Columbia University, and analyst of Middle East affairs, has reported about about the nuclear capabilities of the Japanese. According to Professor Sick, Japan is so close to a weapon that they “could do it, sort of, over a long weekend.” Continue reading

Jonathan Lee Riches© v. No Child Left Behind Act

Evidently, the JLR is not satisfied with the education he received, as he explains in this complaint entitled “The Government Left Me Behind the Gates of FCI Williamsburg.” Below are highlights from the complaint:

I want an Education.
The United Negro college fund won’t Answer my letters for a transfer to Morehouse College to do prison time. Continue reading

Meet Rebecca Sealfon: Learn To Spell Euonym

This is Rebecca Sealfon, the best thing to ever happen to a spelling competition.

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Jonathan Lee Riches© v. Ohio State Buckeyes, Jim Tressel, Gene Smith, et al

In a complaint entitled “Football Conspiracy / Very Weak Schedule,” the JLR (d/b/a “Dr. Blood’s Orgy of Organs”) has fixed is litigation sights on Ohio State. Here are some highlights from the complaint:

  • I’m offended at Ohio State plays a weak schedule on purpose to get a high rating.
  • They play Akron, Youngstown State, Kent State who purposely lost those games. Continue reading

Two Felons Escape From New Jersey Prison: Governor Responds By Abolishing Death Penalty

Governor Jon S. Corzine of New Jersey has such unmitigated confidence in New Jersey’s penitentiary system, and its ability to protect the public from society’s most dangerous criminals, that he has abolished the death penalty in New Jersey. Unfortunately, just prior to the governor’s announcement, two inmates escaped from the Union County jail. Otis Blunt and Jose Espinosa tunneled out of heir cells, using pinup photographs to disguise their progress, as Andy Dufresne did in The Shawshank Redemption. Then the two, in a brilliant replication of Ferris Bueller’s subterfuge, Continue reading

Marine Corps Video Of MV-22 Osprey In Iraq

The Marine Corps has released video of the MV-22 Osprey during its first deployment to Iraq.

yojoe out

Japan To Join United States And Canada In Expression of Culture: Killing Whales

The Japanese have authorized the harvest of whales. This action, along with Japanese use of the cultural-tradition defense, has been attacked by many, including Greenpeace. The problem with these attacks is the total lack of consistency. Inconsistency is noting new for Greenpeace, considering the group’s co-founder resigned because of Greenpeace’s stance against nuclear energy. For example, Greenpeace lists the whaling issues to include: Norwegian, Icelandic, and Japanese whaling. Conspicuously absent from this list of condemnation is the killing of whales by aboriginal people.

Bowhead whale being slaughtered in Barrow, Alaska

Bowhead whale being slaughtered in Barrow, Alaska


Aboriginal whaling is the killing of whales by groups that have a tradition of whaling. Continue reading

Jonathan Lee Riches© v. Louisiana State University, LSU Tigers, Les Miles

Jonathan Lee Riches© (he asserts his names is copyrighted) he is an inmate at Federal Correctional Institution (FCI) Williamsburg, SC with a penchant for litigation.

In his latest lawsuit the JLR aka “Dr. Blood’s Orgy of Organs” has named Louisiana State University, LSU Tigers, Les Miles, Skip Bertman, and Baton Rouge. Below are some excerpts from the complaint.

“BCS Ranking Fraud / Jumping Spots in Line”

  • This is a major scam defendants committed.
  • Their players and staff threatened the U.S.A. Today Top 25 Coach’s poll and Blackmailed them to jump from #7 to #2 in the rankings. Continue reading

College Football Playoff

Go to the following post to vote on a hypothetical college-football playoff. The Final Four are USC, Ohio State, Oklahoma, and Florida.Final Four

Jonathan Lee Riches© v. Benazir Bhutto, Pervez Musharraf, Pakistan President, INS

For those uninitiated, Jonathan Lee Riches© (he asserts his names is copyrighted) he is an inmate at Federal Correctional Institution (FCI) Williamsburg, SC with a penchant for litigation. His many lawsuits include: Michael Vick, Barry Bonds, Don Imus, Wal-Mart, President Bush, The World Wide Web, Williams Sisters, 50 Cent, Iron Mike Tyson, Jeff Gordon, Carrie Underwood, and LeBron James

Apparently there is more then one Jonathan Lee Riches. As this lawsuit, entitled “I’m being Deported to Pakistan,” explains, Pakistan wants one of the Jonathan Lee Riches. Below are excerpts of the complaint.

    • JLR . . . moves this Honorable Court to Issue a TRO Temporary Restraining order against Defendants stopping my extradition to Pakistan in March 2012 because I will be tortured by the Defendants and the Pakistani Government. Continue reading