It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia: Mac & Dennis Break Up

Quotes from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia: Mac & Dennis Break Up

• Mac
  • We’re more like a dynamic duo.
  • I texted you 911, dude.
  • Jason Statham’s physic is nothing like the lineup in Predator.
  • It’s important to pack on mass.
  • You think that not eating cat food is putting on airs?
• Sweet Dee
  • Enjoy that movie, boners.
  • You want a skinless apple bud.
  • Wow, there are a lot of cats back here.
• Frank Reynolds
  • I got your groceries, no cat food.
  • Your throwing my toe knife out?
  • We are the gruesome twosome!
• Dennis Reynolds
  • I feel like I’m not flourishing.
  • You couldn’t think of the word words.
  • I swallowed some apple seeds today.
  • I was told I would be meeting a woman with giant breasts.
• Charlie Kelly
  • Cat in the wall, hey.  Ok, now your talk’n my language.
  • You got to have a sidekick.
  • Cat’s don’t abide by the laws of nature.
  • I got followed here by like ten cats.
  • Let’s start think’n like a cat.
  • I would throw up now.

It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia: The Gang Wrestles for the Troops

Quotes from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia: The Gang Wrestles for the Troops.

Are you kidding, with Rowdy Roddy Piper as a guest star you know it will be great.  Also Rickety Cricket wrestles Frank.

• Charlie Kelly
• Unfortunately, he does not mention Milk Steak.
  • Maybe we will do an eagle screech.
  • Pigeon Boys, let’s do this!
  • I feel like pigeons are survivors, though.
  • What’s up cricket.
  • Were gonna write this great song.  It’s gonna be about how bad ass we are.
  • What happens in the ring cricket, happens in the ring.
  • Why the hell would you have a bucket of chestnuts bro?
  • That’s no prop. That’s sharp razor wire.
  • They are going to announce our name: Birds of War.
• Mac
  • Is he foraging for his food?
  • I’m getting more of a chicken vibe.
  • Drop a beat for us.
  • We can’t let the Taliban win.
  • I don’t know what kind of bird we would be.
  • The eagles born out of thunder, he flies through the night, don’t you mess with his eggs now, or you’ll see us fight, because we have feathers, but the muscles of men, because we’re Bird of War now, but we’re also men.
• Frank Reynolds
  • I’m the trash man.
  • I start eating garbage.
• Dennis Reynolds
  • I want people to be able to see we aren’t just birds.
  • He was calling you the N-word.
  • I don’t feel that we are reading as eagles.
  • We are Bird Men, we are Birds of War.
• Sweet Dee
  • For the love of God, please don’t ask him about his dick.
  • I’m not desert rose.
  • So, what’s the deal with you standing?
  • Artemis, I’m warning you, if you don’t get out of the way right now I’m gonna bring out the big guns.

Recipe For Milk Steak

For a delicious meal of Milk Steak you will need the following ingredients, remember to buy the most succulent  meat and the freshest milk :

1. T-Bone Steak
2. 1 Gallon Boiling Milk

Bring the milk to a rolling boil, then add the steak.  It is best served boiled over hard.  For a side dish you should consider a bowl of jelly beans, raw.

One famous lover of this dish is Charlie Kelly.