It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia: The Gang Wrestles for the Troops

Quotes from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia: The Gang Wrestles for the Troops.

Are you kidding, with Rowdy Roddy Piper as a guest star you know it will be great.  Also Rickety Cricket wrestles Frank.

• Charlie Kelly
• Unfortunately, he does not mention Milk Steak.
  • Maybe we will do an eagle screech.
  • Pigeon Boys, let’s do this!
  • I feel like pigeons are survivors, though.
  • What’s up cricket.
  • Were gonna write this great song.  It’s gonna be about how bad ass we are.
  • What happens in the ring cricket, happens in the ring.
  • Why the hell would you have a bucket of chestnuts bro?
  • That’s no prop. That’s sharp razor wire.
  • They are going to announce our name: Birds of War.
• Mac
  • Is he foraging for his food?
  • I’m getting more of a chicken vibe.
  • Drop a beat for us.
  • We can’t let the Taliban win.
  • I don’t know what kind of bird we would be.
  • The eagles born out of thunder, he flies through the night, don’t you mess with his eggs now, or you’ll see us fight, because we have feathers, but the muscles of men, because we’re Bird of War now, but we’re also men.
• Frank Reynolds
  • I’m the trash man.
  • I start eating garbage.
• Dennis Reynolds
  • I want people to be able to see we aren’t just birds.
  • He was calling you the N-word.
  • I don’t feel that we are reading as eagles.
  • We are Bird Men, we are Birds of War.
• Sweet Dee
  • For the love of God, please don’t ask him about his dick.
  • I’m not desert rose.
  • So, what’s the deal with you standing?
  • Artemis, I’m warning you, if you don’t get out of the way right now I’m gonna bring out the big guns.

Recipe For Milk Steak

For a delicious meal of Milk Steak you will need the following ingredients, remember to buy the most succulent  meat and the freshest milk :

1. T-Bone Steak
2. 1 Gallon Boiling Milk

Bring the milk to a rolling boil, then add the steak.  It is best served boiled over hard.  For a side dish you should consider a bowl of jelly beans, raw.

One famous lover of this dish is Charlie Kelly.

It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia: The World Series Defense

Quotes from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia: The World Series Defense

• Charlie Kelly
  • I got a pretty good thing going with green man.
  • Passionate fans, we got to hammer something.
  • We are going to do a Charlie 1 2.
  • Don’t big league me man. character
  • I got hammed so hard.
  • I’m calling kangaroo court.
• Mac
  • I’m not watching this game sober.
  • I don’t appreciate being paraphrased.  Now I choose my words very deliberately.
  • I absolutely have the upper-body strength to accomplish that.
  • When ever there is a potential riot, I’m getting blasted on grain alcohol.
• Frank Reynolds
  • Balls!  They are fumigating the building for bed bugs.
  • I can’t read every flyer that gets slipped under the door.
  • The bug bomb bastards took them.
• Dennis Reynolds
  • I’m blasting bear chest the whole time.
  • Riot punch.
  • Can we not base out decisions on what does or does not work on episodes of Scooby-Doo.
  • We are not gonna be waste’n our fine grain alcohol on your bug bites.
• Sweet Dee
  • World Series bitches!
  • Let’s pregame!

It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia: The Gang Gives Frank an Intervention

Quotes from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia: The Gang Gives Frank an Intervention

Frank Reynolds

• It’s not grease it’s sap.
• I don’t know how many years on this Earth I got left, I’m gonna get real weird with it.
• Block the wind I’m gonna roast this bone.
• We did a bunch of those Monster energy drinks and dry humped.  I think she gave me poison ivy.
• Look Snail, back off, you’re just mash’n it now.

Charlie Kelly

• You might want to be armed at this intervention.
• When was the last time we played nightcrawlers, Frank.

Dennis Reynolds

• Gail the Snail is the Garbage Pail cousin.

Sweet Dee

• We are not intervening on Frank for a lack of good ideas.