Jonathan Lee Riches© v. Ohio State Buckeyes, Jim Tressel, Gene Smith, et al

In a complaint entitled “Football Conspiracy / Very Weak Schedule,” the JLR (d/b/a “Dr. Blood’s Orgy of Organs”) has fixed is litigation sights on Ohio State. Here are some highlights from the complaint:

• I’m offended at Ohio State plays a weak schedule on purpose to get a high rating.

• They play Akron, Youngstown State, Kent State who purposely lost those games.

• Ohio State paid those teams to lose with Endorsement money.

• Ohio State cheats on games, got spy equipment from New England Coach Bill Belichick.

• 1/2 of Ohio State football players have juvenile criminal records for violence and rape.

• Each player also got free Countrywide Home Loans with Reggie Bush.

Why did the JLR have to pull SC and Bush into this?

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