Jonathan Lee Riches© v. Duke, Chiquita, Sherwin-Williams, Alexander Ovechkin

It has been some time since the JLR has filed a lawsuit, or at least some time since a lawsuit has been published. Well, Jonathan Lee Riches© is back and is his want he has selected an eclectic group of defendants.

• Jonathan Lee Riches© v. Duke Energy Corp. – “The lights in my cell are too bright causing eye and nerve damage, also the electric fences are dangerous.”
• Jonathan Lee Riches© v. Chiquita Brands International Inc. – “Chiquita Banana’s got plaintiff food poisoning on 1-10-08.”
• Jonathan Lee Riches© v. Sherwin-Williams Co. – “chips of paint went in Plaintiff’s eyes causing them red and ichyness.”
• Jonathan Lee Riches© v. Alexander Ovechkin – The JLR never even mentions Ovechkin in his complain.

As usual, these complaints are as odd as they are amusing.

yojoe© out