Media Reaction To USC Head Coach Lane Kiffin

The reaction to USC hiring Lane Kiffin as the new head coach of the Trojans has drawn impassioned reactions from all media sources.

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Charlie Weis And His Comments About Pete Carroll

Weis is now backing away from the reckless comments he made about Coach Carroll.

Weis later claimed his comments were meant to be general statements about false Internet rumors and their impact on coaches’ lives.

 

These are the statements that Weis make about Coach Carroll,

“Let me ask you this question: You guys know about things that go on in different places. Was I living with a grad student in Malibu, or was I living with my wife in my house? You could bet that if I were living with a grad student here in South Bend, it would be national news.

“He’s doing it in Malibu and it’s not national news. What’s the difference? I don’t understand. Why is it OK for one guy to do things like that, but for me, I’m scrutinized when I swear. I’m sorry for swearing; absolve my sins.”

Stick A Fork In Fat Man Charlie Weis, He Is Done At Notre Dame

As mentioned on Dreadnaught here, here, here, here, and here, Charlie Weis must be fired.  Charlie lost today to UConn.  Yes, he lost to Navy and UConn in the same year.  Charlie, what happened to the the “decided schematic advantage“?

Wait, maybe you were misquoted.  You intended to say that with you as head coach, Notre Dame would have a “decided schematic disadvantage.”  That is what they have.  Take your cash, your FUPA, your barely-.500 winning percentage,  and your condescending attitude and go back to Jersey.  You are a joke!

yojoe out

It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia: The D.E.N.N.I.S. System

Quotes from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia: The D.E.N.N.I.S. System

The D.E.N.N.I.S. System:cast-GlennHowerton

      • D – Demonstrate Your Value
      • E – Engage Physically
      • N – Nurturing Dependence
      • N – Neglect Emotionally
      • I – Inspire Hope
      • S – Separate Entirely
  • Mac
    • He has banged a lot of chicks.
    • Separate entirely.
    • Men stuff!
    • I’m swooping in on your chick.
    • So they can get to know each other more better.
  • Sweet Dee
    • He’s not D.E.N.N.I.S.ing me.
    • Of course we have engaged physically.
    • I don’t need you, I don’t need anybody.  Shut up!
  • Frank Reynolds
    • I would have gone in and bought a box of Magnum condoms.  Thus demonstrating I have a monster dong.
    • I’ve got my Magnum condoms, I’ve got my wad of hundreds, I’m ready to plow.
    • Hello, Dr. Toboggan.
    • She don’t have a boyfriend.
    • I’m ready to plow.
    • That’s good, call me that from now on, Mantis.
  • Dennis Reynolds
    • I have a system, a fool-proof system for getting any chicks undying love and affection for life.  I’m talking about the D.E.N.N.I.S. system
    • The D.E.N.N.I.S. system is a comprehensive approach for seduction I have developed for years.
    • I personally try to engage the girl physically without ever having gone on a date.
    • And then, naturally, we bang.
    • Have her car towed, or slash her tires.
    • Welcome to hell.
    • You been humping these chicks when I’m done with them?
    • And then, naturally, we bang.
  • Charlie Kelly
    • Smooth. Very very smooth stuff, very classy.  I’m learning a lot from you dude.
    • Your getting played big time, big time.
    • You don’t want to call the police. Continue reading

Pitt Over Notre Dame: Another Nail In Charlie Weis’s Coffin

Charlie Weis is on his way out at Notre DameLoss last week to Navy.  Now a loss to Pitt.  As has been called on here, here, here, and here, Notre Dame must replace Charlie Weis.

yojoe out