Washington Redskins Ban Signs At Games, Eject And Insult Fans

It goes without saying that the Washington Redskins are a rancid football team.  But now the team, read Daniel Snyder, has reached new lows, aside from losses to Detroit and KC.

Here are some of the highlights of the new lows for the Redskins:

  • Two fans wearing “Dumb” and “Dumber” shirts with photos of Snyder and VP Vinny Cerrato claimed security guards made them invert their shirts.
  • Fans were prohibited from chanting “We want Gruden.”
  • The team has banned media interviews of tailgating fans.
  • Fans are prohibited from having signs at the game, even signs supporting our troops in Afghanistan.  Way to go Snyder.  Great to be against the troops.
  • Redskin linebacker Robert Henson, berated Redskins fans on his Twitter page.  It Tweet: “All you fake half hearted Skins fan can .. I won’t go there but I dislike you very strongly, don’t come to Fed Ex to boo dim wits!!”
    • “half hearted” Henson, learn to tackle and to properly use phrasal adjectives.  You not good at either.

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Notes On Refinancing A Home

Having just completed the paperwork necessary to refinance a home mortgage, it is appropriate to share a few thoughts.

First, there is a reason people hate lawyers, to wit, the preposterous number of signatures required.  For a simple refinance, same residence no second mortgage, it required a total of 32 signatures and 14 initials to consummate all of the necessary documents.

Second, why is it essential to disclose one’s race and ethnicity to borrow money?

Third, it was in sum a positive move.  The refinance resulted in a 5-1 ARM at %4.5.

yojoe out

P.S.   Premier Lending Group, Brian Baker,  was very helpful in making this loan happen.

Charlie Weis Claims Moral Victory After Loss To USC

Note Dame coach, Charlie “I Looked at Myself and Saw a Disaster” Weis clamed the 2009 loss to USC was a moral victory.  Irish fans have to understand that Weis can not turn this team around in just five seasons, despite the fact that his team will, in “every game . . . have a decided schematic advantage.”  You must understand, he is suffering from the poor recruiting done by Ty Willingham.

Again, you can not expect Weis to turn the program around in just five seasons.  It has taken a number of head coaches to get their teams to national championships.  Nick Saban did it in his 4th season, Pete Carroll did it in his 3rd season, Bob Stoops did it in his 2nd season, and Urban Meyer did it in his 2nd season.  Well, those are all less than the five seasons Weis has had, but it is different for Weis.  Not sure how it is different, but it is.

It can not be Charlie Weis’s fault, he is just too great of a coach.  Remember Charlie Weis making history last season by losing to Navy for the first time in 44 years.  That was also Willingham’s fault.  Don’t blame Weis.

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Recipe For Milk Steak

For a delicious meal of Milk Steak you will need the following ingredients, remember to buy the most succulent  meat and the freshest milk :

  1. T-Bone Steak
  2. 1 Gallon Boiling Milk

Bring the milk to a rolling boil, then add the steak.  It is best served boiled over hard.  For a side dish you should consider a bowl of jelly beans, raw.

One famous lover of this dish is Charlie Kelly.

It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia: The World Series Defense

Quotes from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia: The World Series Defense

  • Charlie Kelly
    • I got a pretty good thing going with green man.
    • Passionate fans, we got to hammer something.
    • We are going to do a Charlie 1 2.
    • Don’t big league me man. character
    • I got hammed so hard.
    • I’m calling kangaroo court.
  • Mac
    • I’m not watching this game sober.
    • I don’t appreciate being paraphrased.  Now I choose my words very deliberately.
    • I absolutely have the upper-body strength to accomplish that.
    • When ever there is a potential riot, I’m getting blasted on grain alcohol.
  • Frank Reynolds
    • Balls!  They are fumigating the building for bed bugs.
    • I can’t read every flyer that gets slipped under the door.
    • The bug bomb bastards took them.
  • Dennis Reynolds
    • I’m blasting bear chest the whole time.
    • Riot punch.
    • Can we not base out decisions on what does or does not work on episodes of Scooby-Doo.
    • We are not gonna be waste’n our fine grain alcohol on your bug bites.
  • Sweet Dee

LSU Florida Tebow Will Play For Gators

LSU TigersThe game of this Saturday is LSU v. Florida.  The latest news indicates Tim Tebow will start for the Gators.

If he’s got a 100 percent clean bill of health and the phalanx of involved parties agrees he’s fine (coach Urban Meyer said there were 12 people in the room Monday to discuss Tebow’s concussion recovery), do it. No more interested party than Bob Tebow, Tim’s father, said that if his son were cleared to play — and he stressed Thursday afternoon that the decision has not been made — he would not spend Saturday wincing at Tim’s high-impact playing style.

Dreadnaught prediction: If Tebow plays Florida wins, if Tebow is out LSU gets the win. bodog has LSU by 8 points.

yojoe out

It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia: The Gang Gives Frank an Intervention

Quotes from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia: The Gang Gives Frank an Interventionimgres

Frank Reynolds

  • It’s not grease it’s sap.
  • I don’t know how many years on this Earth I got left, I’m gonna get real weird with it.
  • Block the wind I’m gonna roast this bone.
  • We did a bunch of those Monster energy drinks and dry humped.  I think she gave me poison ivy.
  • Look Snail, back off, you’re just mash’n it now.

Charlie Kelly

  • You might want to be armed at this intervention.
  • When was the last time we played nightcrawlers, Frank.

Dennis Reynolds

Sweet Dee

Fresno State Boise State Final Score

It was a fun game to watch, but it showed how poor the defenses for both these teams are.  The final score was Boise State 51 Fresno State 34.  Just a few stats: there were 987 total yards gained in this game and Fresno State was 3-5 on 4th down conversions.  Fresno went for it on 4th down on 5 different occasions.  That is not good defense.

yojoe out

It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia: The Gang Exploits the Mortgage Crisis

Quotes from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia:

Charlie Kelly

  • Hummingbirds are a legal tender.
  • Now, let’s say you and I go toe to toe on bird law, and see how comes out the victor.
  • I’m trying to get satisfied from this dude.

Mac

  • We have to kill the kids because they have seen our faces.
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Recipe For Meatball Subs On A Primo Grill

Finished Meatball Sub This recipe was done on a Primo grill, but it has also been created many times on my Big Green Egg (BGE).  This recipe was modified from a recipe from Throwdown with Bobby Flay, where he competed against the owner of Maroni Cuisine.

This recipe calls for meatballs on Ciabatta bread, but the meatballs and sauce goes just as well over spaghetti.

Meatballs Ingredients:

  • 1 pounds ground beef
  • 8 tbs dried bread crumbs
  • 4 large eggs
  • 4 ounces milk
  • 12 tbs Romano cheese
  • 6 tbs Spanish onion, finely diced
  • 4 cloves fresh garlic
  • 4 tbs Italian parsley leaves
  • 4 tbs basil leaves

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Mark Sanchez Rookie Of The Week In NFL

Former Trojan quarterback, and current Jets QB, Mark Sanchez has nominated for NFL Rookie of the Week.  Go here to vote and check back Friday afternoon to see who wins.

Sanchez’s stats:

Sanchez recorded the third most passing yards for a rookie in Week 1 in NFL history, completing 18 of 31 passes for 272 yards, one touchdown, one interception and a passer rating of 84.3 in the Jets’ 24-7 win over the Houston Texans. Sanchez led a Jets offense that gained a total of 462 yards and controlled the ball for nearly 39 minutes.

So much for Coach Carroll not being happy about Sanchez leaving, it did leave the job open for Matt Barkley.

yojoe Fight On!